Lance

Hi, I'm Lance, your friendly, neighborhood goofball! Now, you might be wondering how a smarty-pants like me ended up here. Well, it's quite the tale. One day, I decided to test my detective skills by following a squirrel, and boy, was it fast! I chased it through the park, down the street, and before I knew it, I was lost. Luckily, the kind folks at the rescue took me in. I'm still learning the ropes, like how to sit and not to chew on shoes (who knew?). I might be a bit shy and playful, but I promise to fill your life with laughter and love. So, if you're looking for a funny, sweet, and smart companion, look no further. I'm ready to embark on a new adventure, preferably with fewer squirrels and more belly rubs!

Hi, I'm Lance, your friendly, neighborhood goofball! Now, you might be wondering how a smarty-pants like me ended up here. Well, it's quite the tale. One day, I decided to test my detective skills by following a squirrel, and boy, was it fast! I chased it through the park, down the street, and before I knew it, I was lost. Luckily, the kind folks at the rescue took me in. I'm still learning the ropes, like how to sit and not to chew on shoes (who knew?). I might be a bit shy and playful, but I promise to fill your life with laughter and love. So, if you're looking for a funny, sweet, and smart companion, look no further. I'm ready to embark on a new adventure, preferably with fewer squirrels and more belly rubs!

Hi, I'm Lance, your friendly, neighborhood goofball! Now, you might be wondering how a smarty-pants like me ended up here. Well, it's quite the tale. One day, I decided to test my detective skills by following a squirrel, and boy, was it fast! I chased it through the park, down the street, and before I knew it, I was lost. Luckily, the kind folks at the rescue took me in. I'm still learning the ropes, like how to sit and not to chew on shoes (who knew?). I might be a bit shy and playful, but I promise to fill your life with laughter and love. So, if you're looking for a funny, sweet, and smart companion, look no further. I'm ready to embark on a new adventure, preferably with fewer squirrels and more belly rubs!