Goblin

ADOPT GOBLIN — WE GOT CATFISHED ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE! <br/><br/>Y’ALL. WE HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. <br/><br/>Gather around, because we need to tell you about the time we went to rescue a dog and accidentally picked up the SUPERSIZED VALUE MEAL. <br/><br/>It all started when we came across a dog being given away for FREE on Facebook Marketplace.<br/><br/>His pictures showed what appeared to be a cute little French Bulldog-looking guy who needed somewhere safe to land.<br/><br/>But apparently, someone forgot to include a VERY important detail in the advertisement.<br/><br/>THE SIZE OF THE DOG. <br/><br/>Y’all.<br/><br/>We showed up expecting a little Frenchie-looking fella.<br/><br/>AND OUT WALKED THE DIRECTOR’S CUT, EXTENDED EDITION, FAMILY-SIZE VERSION. <br/><br/>We looked at him.<br/><br/>He looked at us.<br/><br/>We looked at the pictures again.<br/><br/>SIR. WHO IS THAT DOG IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?! <br/><br/>Apparently, Goblin had been using some VERY flattering camera angles.<br/><br/>MySpace angles. Circa 2006.<br/><br/>We had officially been CATFISHED. We would LOVE to know what kind of camera lens makes a whole entire DOG look like the travel-size version. <br/><br/>We’ve decided Goblin’s official breed is “FRENCHIE-ISH” because he definitely has some Frenchie vibes, but the rest of him appears to have been assembled using spare parts from several larger dogs. <br/><br/>BUT HERE’S WHERE THE STORY GETS GOOD...<br/><br/>This oversized Marketplace mystery mutt is quite possibly ONE OF THE BEST DOGS EVER. <br/><br/>Seriously. Someone was giving this absolute GEM away for FREE?!<br/><br/>Let’s review Goblin’s résumé:<br/><br/> POTTY TRAINED! This distinguished gentleman knows that bathrooms are located OUTSIDE.<br/><br/> NON-DESTRUCTIVE! Your couch? Safe. Your shoes? Safe. Your house? Safe. Goblin has better manners than most adults.<br/><br/> DOG FRIENDLY! He gets along great with other dogs. He’s a lover, not a fighter.<br/><br/> COMPLETELY CHILL! Goblin has the personality of a 75-year-old retired man who has paid off his mortgage and simply wants to enjoy his recliner.<br/><br/> LOVES EVERYONE! Goblin has never met a stranger. Just friends who haven’t had the privilege of meeting him yet.<br/><br/> ZERO DRAMA! No chaos. No nonsense. Just a big ol’ lovable dude living his best life.<br/><br/>Goblin is basically that one friend who shows up to the party, says hello to everyone, eats a snack, and falls asleep on the couch. <br/><br/>And honestly?<br/><br/>WE HIT THE JACKPOT. <br/><br/>We thought we were picking up a little dog who needed help.<br/><br/>Instead, we picked up a slightly larger dog who needed help.<br/><br/>And in return, we got an absolutely AMAZING companion who deserves the world.<br/><br/>Goblin doesn’t care what breed he is.<br/><br/>He doesn’t care that his Marketplace photos were apparently taken from 47 feet away.<br/><br/>He doesn’t care that we have absolutely NO idea what his family tree looks like.<br/><br/>He just wants a family to love. <br/><br/>And somewhere out there is a person who is going to adopt this ridiculous, lovable, perfectly behaved creature and wonder how they ever lived without him.<br/><br/> MEET GOBLIN! <br/><br/> Breed: Frenchie-ishTM<br/> Size: Larger than advertised<br/> Personality: 100/10<br/> House manners: EXCELLENT<br/> Energy level: Retired gentleman<br/> Good boy status: ABSOLUTELY<br/> Genetic makeup: Your guess is as good as ours.<br/><br/> APPLY TO ADOPT GOBLIN:<br/>https://www.southernstatesbullyrescue.org/blank<br/><br/> PLEASE SHARE OUR OVERSIZED LITTLE CATFISH!<br/><br/>Because somewhere out there is a family looking for the perfect dog, and we just happen to have him.<br/><br/>MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER TRUST FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE CAMERA ANGLES... BUT ALWAYS TRUST A DOG NAMED GOBLIN. <br/><br/>#AdoptGoblin #FrenchieIsh #MarketplaceCatfish #AdoptDontShop #RescueDogs #SouthernStatesBullyRescue #GoodBoyGoblin

ADOPT GOBLIN — WE GOT CATFISHED ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE!

Y’ALL. WE HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED.

Gather around, because we need to tell you about the time we went to rescue a dog and accidentally picked up the SUPERSIZED VALUE MEAL.

It all started when we came across a dog being given away for FREE on Facebook Marketplace.

His pictures showed what appeared to be a cute little French Bulldog-looking guy who needed somewhere safe to land.

But apparently, someone forgot to include a VERY important detail in the advertisement.

THE SIZE OF THE DOG.

Y’all.

We showed up expecting a little Frenchie-looking fella.

AND OUT WALKED THE DIRECTOR’S CUT, EXTENDED EDITION, FAMILY-SIZE VERSION.

We looked at him.

He looked at us.

We looked at the pictures again.

SIR. WHO IS THAT DOG IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?!

Apparently, Goblin had been using some VERY flattering camera angles.

MySpace angles. Circa 2006.

ADOPT GOBLIN — WE GOT CATFISHED ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE!

Y’ALL. WE HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED.

Gather around, because we need to tell you about the time we went to rescue a dog and accidentally picked up the SUPERSIZED VALUE MEAL.

It all started when we came across a dog being given away for FREE on Facebook Marketplace.

His pictures showed what appeared to be a cute little French Bulldog-looking guy who needed somewhere safe to land.

But apparently, someone forgot to include a VERY important detail in the advertisement.

THE SIZE OF THE DOG.

Y’all.

We showed up expecting a little Frenchie-looking fella.

AND OUT WALKED THE DIRECTOR’S CUT, EXTENDED EDITION, FAMILY-SIZE VERSION.

We looked at him.

He looked at us.

We looked at the pictures again.

SIR. WHO IS THAT DOG IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?!

Apparently, Goblin had been using some VERY flattering camera angles.

MySpace angles. Circa 2006.

We had officially been CATFISHED. We would LOVE to know what kind of camera lens makes a whole entire DOG look like the travel-size version.

We’ve decided Goblin’s official breed is “FRENCHIE-ISH” because he definitely has some Frenchie vibes, but the rest of him appears to have been assembled using spare parts from several larger dogs.

BUT HERE’S WHERE THE STORY GETS GOOD..