Bandit 2.0

Meet Bandit — Your New Favorite Neighborhood Watch Captain <br/><br/>Some dogs sleep through life.<br/>Bandit has chosen VIGILANCE.<br/><br/>He has spent the last year perfecting his security skills, and let us tell you... absolutely nothing gets past this guy.<br/><br/>Neighbor sneezes? <br/>Amazon truck three blocks away?<br/>Leaf blows across the yard?<br/>Doorbell on a commercial? <br/><br/>STRAIGHT TO JAIL. <br/><br/>If the FBI ever needs a dog to investigate absolutely nothing... Bandit is available.<br/>Now, heres the funny part...<br/><br/>His entire Ill protect this family! speech is usually delivered from the safety of his kennel.<br/><br/>Hes basically that guy yelling, Hold me back! while secretly hoping nobody lets go. <br/>Underneath all the dramatic announcements is just a big ol marshmallow.<br/>Bandit has come SO far over the last year, and were incredibly proud of him.<br/><br/>Hes kennel trained, does great on a consistent potty schedule, and keeps his foster home clean. He doesnt always remember to ask to go outside, so sticking to a routine is his sweet spot.<br/><br/>Now... on the rare occasion he feels youve committed an unforgivable offense (like leaving him home for work to pay for his treats ), he may leave you a tiny protest present in his kennel.<br/><br/>His version of writing a strongly worded Yelp review.<br/>Thankfully, those complaints have become few and far between. <br/><br/>When it comes to other dogs...<br/>Bandit has exactly one speed: HYPE.<br/><br/>He isnt trying to start a fight...<br/>Hes trying to start WrestleMania. <br/><br/>He bounces, zooms, spins, play bows, and generally acts like he just drank six espressos.<br/><br/>With proper introductions and another dog who appreciates his enthusiastic LETS BE BEST FRIENDS RIGHT NOW! energy, he does great.<br/><br/>Hes also lived with kids ages 5 and 7 and has matured so much. A year ago he was the fun uncle who accidentally knocked everyone over.<br/><br/>Today?<br/><br/>Hes just as likely to be found snuggled on the couch with them, soaking up belly rubs.<br/><br/>He has even lived alongside a baby and mostly ignored him...<br/>...except to occasionally rest his giant head nearby while the baby sleeps, because apparently his security detail extends to infants, too. <br/><br/>Visitors?<br/><br/>At first, Bandit may act like hes interviewing them for top-secret government clearance.<br/><br/>After a few minutes...<br/>Oh... youre staying? Cool. Wanna watch TV? <br/>Bandit isnt perfect.<br/>He has opinions.<br/>He narrates life.<br/><br/>He believes every delivery driver is personally attacking the household.<br/>He may never win Quietest Dog of the Year.<br/><br/>But hes hilarious, unbelievably loyal, endlessly entertaining, and has a heart thats even bigger than his personality.<br/><br/>Were looking for someone who doesnt need perfection...<br/><br/>Were looking for someone who reads all of this and says...<br/><br/>Oh my gosh... this dog is an absolute nutcase. I LOVE HIM. <br/><br/>Bandit doesnt need another temporary stop.<br/><br/>He needs someone willing to laugh at his antics, appreciate his quirky little personality, and give this goofy boy the soft landing he desperately deserves.<br/><br/>Please help us find Bandits people before his eviction date. Share his story, foster him, adopt him...<br/><br/>Because underneath all the barking is just a really good boy whos been waiting far too long for someone to choose him. <br/><br/>Foster app:<br/>https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/foster/TGLR/Dog<br/><br/>Adoption app:<br/>https://www.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/TGLR/Dog

Meet Bandit — Your New Favorite Neighborhood Watch Captain

Some dogs sleep through life.
Bandit has chosen VIGILANCE.

He has spent the last year perfecting his security skills, and let us tell you... absolutely nothing gets past this guy.

Neighbor sneezes?
Amazon truck three blocks away?
Leaf blows across the yard?
Doorbell on a commercial?

STRAIGHT TO JAIL.

If the FBI ever needs a dog to investigate absolutely nothing... Bandit is available.
Now, heres the funny part...

His entire Ill protect this family! speech is usually delivered from the safety of his kennel.

Hes basically that guy yelling, Hold me back! while secretly hoping nobody lets go.
Underneath all the dramatic announcements is just a big ol marshmallow.
Bandit has come SO far over the last year, and were incredibly proud of him.

Hes kennel trained, does great on a consistent potty schedule, and keeps his foster home clean. He doesnt always remember to ask to

Meet Bandit — Your New Favorite Neighborhood Watch Captain

Some dogs sleep through life.
Bandit has chosen VIGILANCE.

He has spent the last year perfecting his security skills, and let us tell you... absolutely nothing gets past this guy.

Neighbor sneezes?
Amazon truck three blocks away?
Leaf blows across the yard?
Doorbell on a commercial?

STRAIGHT TO JAIL.

If the FBI ever needs a dog to investigate absolutely nothing... Bandit is available.
Now, heres the funny part...

His entire Ill protect this family! speech is usually delivered from the safety of his kennel.

Hes basically that guy yelling, Hold me back! while secretly hoping nobody lets go.
Underneath all the dramatic announcements is just a big ol marshmallow.
Bandit has come SO far over the last year, and were incredibly proud of him.

Hes kennel trained, does great on a consistent potty schedule, and keeps his foster home clean. He doesnt always remember to ask to go outside, so sticking to a routine is his sweet spot.

Now... on the rare occasion he feels youve committed an unforgivable offense (like leaving him home for work to pay for his treats ), he may leave you a tiny protest present in his kennel.

His version of writing a strongly worded Yelp review.
Thankfully, those complaints have become few and far between.

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