Vegas

VEGAS: The Tiny Chaos Gremlin of Our Dreams ✨🤎<br/>Turning 2 years old on January 8th and still somehow alive despite… genetics.<br/>Meet Vegas — an “exotic bully,” which is really just code for:<br/>“Humans got bored and created another short, wiggly, snort-powered potato with more bonus features than an iPhone.”<br/>Vegas is mostly Frenchie + American Bully, which explains why she looks like someone tried to draw a dog from memory after waking up from anesthesia.<br/>Let’s address the obvious:<br/>Yes, she has a cleft lip.<br/>Yes, she also has a cleft palate.<br/>Yes, she still eats kibble like a champ and drinks water like a little vacuum.<br/>No, she cannot eat peanut butter, yogurt, pudding, mashed potatoes, pie filling, or anything else chaotic humans like to feed dogs “as a treat.”<br/>Dry food only. Dry treats only.<br/>She is a crunchy queen and she likes it that way.<br/>Next week she’ll be getting some of her enthusiastically placed teeth removed because her mouth said,<br/>“Let’s grow wherever we want, girlies! No rules!”<br/>⸻<br/>⭐ Personality Download:<br/>💥 Full of energy<br/>💥 Loves to explore<br/>💥 Appreciates squeaky toys like they’re a life calling<br/>💥 Shy for 0.2 seconds, then becomes your best friend<br/>💥 SNORTS. LOUDLY. Like a pug, a tractor, and a vacuum cleaner arguing in the distance<br/>She is also not housebroken, but she IS stubborn, so really what she needs is a human who enjoys a challenge and believes in character development arcs.<br/>⸻<br/>⚠️ IMPORTANT:<br/>Vegas cannot be adopted with her sister Reno.<br/>Vegas is the Big Boss and Reno is… not.<br/>One WWE smackdown was enough — they need separate homes.<br/>⸻<br/>If you’re a true bully lover who wants:<br/>✔ a snorting, compact adventure buddy<br/>✔ a dog who looks at you like she knows your internet search history<br/>✔ a walking genetic mystery that somehow keeps getting cuter<br/>…then Vegas is your girl.<br/>Apply at helpingheartshealingtails.org 🐾

VEGAS: The Tiny Chaos Gremlin of Our Dreams ✨🤎
Turning 2 years old on January 8th and still somehow alive despite… genetics.
Meet Vegas — an “exotic bully,” which is really just code for:
“Humans got bored and created another short, wiggly, snort-powered potato with more bonus features than an iPhone.”
Vegas is mostly Frenchie + American Bully, which explains why she looks like someone tried to draw a dog from memory after waking up from anesthesia.
Let’s address the obvious:
Yes, she has a cleft lip.
Yes, she also has a cleft palate.
Yes, she still eats kibble like a champ and drinks water like a little vacuum.
No, she cannot eat peanut butter, yogurt, pudding, mashed potatoes, pie filling, or anything else chaotic humans like to feed dogs “as a treat.”
Dry food only. Dry treats only.
She is a crunchy queen and she likes it that way.
Next week she’ll be getting some of her enthusiastically placed teeth removed because her mouth said,
“Let’s grow wherever we want, girlies!

VEGAS: The Tiny Chaos Gremlin of Our Dreams ✨🤎
Turning 2 years old on January 8th and still somehow alive despite… genetics.
Meet Vegas — an “exotic bully,” which is really just code for:
“Humans got bored and created another short, wiggly, snort-powered potato with more bonus features than an iPhone.”
Vegas is mostly Frenchie + American Bully, which explains why she looks like someone tried to draw a dog from memory after waking up from anesthesia.
Let’s address the obvious:
Yes, she has a cleft lip.
Yes, she also has a cleft palate.
Yes, she still eats kibble like a champ and drinks water like a little vacuum.
No, she cannot eat peanut butter, yogurt, pudding, mashed potatoes, pie filling, or anything else chaotic humans like to feed dogs “as a treat.”
Dry food only. Dry treats only.
She is a crunchy queen and she likes it that way.
Next week she’ll be getting some of her enthusiastically placed teeth removed because her mouth said,
“Let’s grow wherever we want, girlies! No rules!”
⸻
⭐ Personality Download:
💥 Full of energy
💥 Loves to explore
💥 Appreciates squeaky toys like they’re a life calling
💥 Shy for 0.2 seconds, then becomes your best friend
💥 SNORTS. LOUDLY. Like a pug, a tractor, and a vacuum cleaner arguing in the distance
She is also not housebroken, but she IS stubborn, so really what she needs is a human who enjoy