Tina Teapot

*Woof* Meet me at 71 Oglethorpe St NW between 12pm-7pm daily!<br/><br/>Hi. I’m Tina Teapot — a squishy bulldog mix with the body of a baked ham and the heart of a Disney princess. And guess what? I’m not just adorable — I’m classy too: House trained. Crate trained. Professional couch cuddler. I know my manners, I sleep quietly in my crate, and I understand that potty time happens outside like a civilized lady. Sure, I breathe loud enough to shake nearby windows, but nobody’s perfect. Now let’s discuss walks. I believe walks should be slow, thoughtful, and optional. Sometimes I walk beautifully. Sometimes I stop in the middle of the sidewalk because I’ve decided the journey is over. You may try to encourage me. You may plead. But understand this: I am not stubborn. I am simply committed to my boundaries. Also, the shelter people keep saying I’m "on a wellness journey," which I think is rude because I can already walk all the way to the kitchen without stopping. I'm sticking to my diet and mildly committed to betterment.<br/>My favorite activities include:<br/>· Following you into the kitchen "just in case"<br/>· Random bursts of zoomies that end in heavy breathing and self-reflection<br/>· Couch cuddling<br/>· Being suspicious of the robot vacuum<br/><br/>What I’m looking for is a loving family, comfy furniture, and an appreciation for robust royalty with big personalities. In return, I promise endless laughs, loyal companionship, and enough snorting to make your house feel truly alive. I will do best in a home with older kids or adult only but that's OK! Adopt me, and together we can lower the average productivity level of your household.<br/>Love,<br/>"Princess" Tina Teapot

*Woof* Meet me at 71 Oglethorpe St NW between 12pm-7pm daily!

Hi. I’m Tina Teapot — a squishy bulldog mix with the body of a baked ham and the heart of a Disney princess. And guess what? I’m not just adorable — I’m classy too: House trained. Crate trained. Professional couch cuddler. I know my manners, I sleep quietly in my crate, and I understand that potty time happens outside like a civilized lady. Sure, I breathe loud enough to shake nearby windows, but nobody’s perfect. Now let’s discuss walks. I believe walks should be slow, thoughtful, and optional. Sometimes I walk beautifully. Sometimes I stop in the middle of the sidewalk because I’ve decided the journey is over. You may try to encourage me. You may plead. But understand this: I am not stubborn. I am simply committed to my boundaries. Also, the shelter people keep saying I’m "on a wellness journey," which I think is rude because I can already walk all the way to the kitchen without stopping. I'm sticking to my diet and mildly committed to betterment.
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*Woof* Meet me at 71 Oglethorpe St NW between 12pm-7pm daily!

Hi. I’m Tina Teapot — a squishy bulldog mix with the body of a baked ham and the heart of a Disney princess. And guess what? I’m not just adorable — I’m classy too: House trained. Crate trained. Professional couch cuddler. I know my manners, I sleep quietly in my crate, and I understand that potty time happens outside like a civilized lady. Sure, I breathe loud enough to shake nearby windows, but nobody’s perfect. Now let’s discuss walks. I believe walks should be slow, thoughtful, and optional. Sometimes I walk beautifully. Sometimes I stop in the middle of the sidewalk because I’ve decided the journey is over. You may try to encourage me. You may plead. But understand this: I am not stubborn. I am simply committed to my boundaries. Also, the shelter people keep saying I’m "on a wellness journey," which I think is rude because I can already walk all the way to the kitchen without stopping. I'm sticking to my diet and mildly committed to betterment.
My favorite activities include:
· Following you into the kitchen "just in case"
· Random bursts of zoomies that end in heavy breathing and self-reflection
· Couch cuddling
· Being suspicious of the robot vacuum

What I’m looking for is a loving family, comfy furniture, and an appreciation for robust royalty with big personalities. In return, I promise endless laughs, loyal c