Timber Sue

WANTED: Peanut Butter Supplier with Couch Access <br/>Introducing Timber - 100 pounds of love, loyalty, and peanut butter-fueled enthusiasm.<br/>This 7-year-old Rottweiler mix has two priorities in life:<br/>Peanut butter<br/>You (but mostly peanut butter)<br/><br/>Timber's the total package:<br/> Beefy head? Check.<br/> Chill vibes? Check.<br/> Only barks when it's important (like potty time or snack o'clock)? Double check.<br/> Housetrained and trustworthy out of a kennel? You bet your Skippy.<br/><br/>Looking for a loyal walking buddy who also doubles as a living weighted blanket? Timber's your girl.<br/>Single guy? She'll be your peanut butter-smeared wingwoman.<br/>Single gal? She's already got her leash-let's hit the trail.<br/>Couple looking to give a dog a dream life? Timber's been manifesting you since 2023.<br/><br/>BUT:<br/> No other dogs, please. Timber doesn't share snuggles, snacks, or emotional support privileges. She's a monogamous queen.<br/> She's fine with kids but is blissfully unaware that she's basically a furry boulder on legs. Small children may be gently steamrolled with love.<br/><br/>So if you're ready for unconditional love, endless snuggles, and a lifelong obsession with peanut butter... Timber is ready for you.<br/><br/>Adopt her. Bring snacks. Prepare for the best decision of your life.

WANTED: Peanut Butter Supplier with Couch Access
Introducing Timber - 100 pounds of love, loyalty, and peanut butter-fueled enthusiasm.
This 7-year-old Rottweiler mix has two priorities in life:
Peanut butter
You (but mostly peanut butter)

Timber's the total package:
Beefy head? Check.
Chill vibes? Check.
Only barks when it's important (like potty time or snack o'clock)? Double check.
Housetrained and trustworthy out of a kennel? You bet your Skippy.

Looking for a loyal walking buddy who also doubles as a living weighted blanket? Timber's your girl.
Single guy? She'll be your peanut butter-smeared wingwoman.
Single gal? She's already got her leash-let's hit the trail.
Couple looking to give a dog a dream life? Timber's been manifesting you since 2023.

BUT:
No other dogs, please. Timber doesn't share snuggles, snacks, or emotional support privileges. She's a monogamous queen.
She's fine with kids but is blissfully unaware that she's basicall

WANTED: Peanut Butter Supplier with Couch Access
Introducing Timber - 100 pounds of love, loyalty, and peanut butter-fueled enthusiasm.
This 7-year-old Rottweiler mix has two priorities in life:
Peanut butter
You (but mostly peanut butter)

Timber's the total package:
Beefy head? Check.
Chill vibes? Check.
Only barks when it's important (like potty time or snack o'clock)? Double check.
Housetrained and trustworthy out of a kennel? You bet your Skippy.

Looking for a loyal walking buddy who also doubles as a living weighted blanket? Timber's your girl.
Single guy? She'll be your peanut butter-smeared wingwoman.
Single gal? She's already got her leash-let's hit the trail.
Couple looking to give a dog a dream life? Timber's been manifesting you since 2023.

BUT:
No other dogs, please. Timber doesn't share snuggles, snacks, or emotional support privileges. She's a monogamous queen.
She's fine with kids but is blissfully unaware that she's basically a furry boulder on legs. Small children may be gently steamrolled with love.

So if you're ready for unconditional love, endless snuggles, and a lifelong obsession with peanut butter... Timber is ready for you.

Adopt her. Bring snacks. Prepare for the best decision of your life.