Tanjiro (Located NY)

OPERATION: EVICT THE ADORABLE SQUATTERS! <br/><br/> THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: TANJIRO — CUTE, CHAOTIC & COMPLETELY UNEMPLOYED! <br/><br/>NEXT UP ON THE EVICTION DOCKET... TANJIRO!<br/>AGE: 212 months<br/>OCCUPATION: Professional Instigator & Part-Time Kissing Booth Operator<br/>RENT PAID: $0<br/>KNOWN ACCOMPLICES: One suspiciously innocent-looking rope toy<br/>GROUNDS FOR EVICTION: Disturbing the peace, excessive affection, harassment of senior household residents, and repeated attempts to incite unauthorized play sessions.<br/><br/>TENANT'S DEFENSE: "BUT I JUST WANNA PLAYYYYY!" <br/><br/>Ladies and gentlemen, meet TANJIRO, our ridiculously gorgeous Catahoula puppy with the most spectacular baby-blue eyes you've ever seen.<br/>And don't let those eyes fool you.<br/>THERE IS MISCHIEF BEHIND THOSE BABY BLUES. <br/><br/>Tanjiro is a happy, affectionate, fun-loving little wild child who wakes up every morning with one very important question:<br/>"WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH MEEEE?!"<br/>And apparently, the answer is supposed to be EVERYBODY.<br/>His bigger foster siblings? Fair game.<br/>The dog who was peacefully minding his own business? Clearly just waiting for an invitation.<br/>The one who has absolutely NO interest in playing?<br/><br/>CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. <br/>Tanjiro will bounce around, pester, invite, and generally do everything in his tiny puppy power to convince his much larger foster siblings that they really, REALLY should reconsider their boring adult lifestyles.<br/>And when nobody takes the bait?<br/>No problem.<br/>He'll grab his little rope toy and entertain himself, tossing it around like he's auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. <br/><br/>But here's the thing about our little troublemaker.<br/>HE IS ALSO A COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOVEBUG. <br/>Get your face anywhere near his personal space, and you're getting KISSED.<br/>No warning. No permission slip. No opportunity to decline.<br/>Just a tiny spotted puppy launching an all-out affection assault.<br/>YOU HAVE BEEN SMOOCHED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. <br/><br/>And after a particularly exhausting morning of annoying the entire household, playing with his toys, and spreading unsolicited kisses?<br/>Our little man will bound over to the couch, snuggle up next to foster mom, and take a well-deserved power nap.<br/>Because apparently being this adorable AND this entertaining is exhausting work.<br/><br/>Then he wakes up, recharges his batteries, and...<br/>ROUND TWO, BABY! <br/><br/>And can we take a moment to appreciate his bathroom manners?!<br/>At just 212 months old, Tanjiro is doing an AMAZING job with potty training! He's still a baby and will need continued consistency, of course, but he's already showing us what a clever little fellow he is.<br/><br/>Tanjiro is simply a JOY to have around. He's affectionate, playful, curious, hilarious, and absolutely bursting with personality.<br/> <br/>SO WHO'S THE PERFECT LANDLORD FOR THIS LITTLE FREELOADER?<br/>An active family who wants a dog to be part of their adventures!<br/>Someone who understands that Catahoulas are intelligent, energetic dogs who need physical exercise, mental stimulation, training, and plenty of opportunities to put those busy little brains to work.<br/>Someone who will embrace the puppy shenanigans, teach him good manners, and appreciate having a four-legged best friend who's always ready for the next adventure.<br/>And preferably someone with a face that doesn't mind being kissed approximately 47 times a day. <br/><br/>Tanjiro is going to be a substantial boy, so his forever family should be prepared for a growing puppy with big-dog energy and an even bigger personality.<br/>But most importantly, we want someone who will love this happy little soul as much as he clearly loves life.<br/><br/>Because underneath all that mischief is a puppy with an enormous heart who just wants to play, love, explore, and belong.<br/><br/> TANJIRO MALE CATAHOULA BORN AUGUST 12, 2026<br/> ACTIVE FOREVER HOME WANTED!<br/> EVICTION APPROVAL REQUIRED! <br/>Location: Middletown, NY<br/><br/>APPLY WITHIN TO TAKE ON THIS FREELOADER!<br/> www.barking-back.org<br/>Please share our handsome little blue-eyed bandit!<br/><br/>WARNING TO PROSPECTIVE ADOPTERS: Tenant comes with unlimited kisses, excessive enthusiasm, questionable respect for personal space, and absolutely NO intention of contributing to the mortgage.<br/>BUT DAMN, HE'S CUTE.

OPERATION: EVICT THE ADORABLE SQUATTERS!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: TANJIRO — CUTE, CHAOTIC & COMPLETELY UNEMPLOYED!

NEXT UP ON THE EVICTION DOCKET... TANJIRO!
AGE: 212 months
OCCUPATION: Professional Instigator & Part-Time Kissing Booth Operator
RENT PAID: $0
KNOWN ACCOMPLICES: One suspiciously innocent-looking rope toy
GROUNDS FOR EVICTION: Disturbing the peace, excessive affection, harassment of senior household residents, and repeated attempts to incite unauthorized play sessions.

TENANT'S DEFENSE: "BUT I JUST WANNA PLAYYYYY!"

Ladies and gentlemen, meet TANJIRO, our ridiculously gorgeous Catahoula puppy with the most spectacular baby-blue eyes you've ever seen.
And don't let those eyes fool you.
THERE IS MISCHIEF BEHIND THOSE BABY BLUES.

Tanjiro is a happy, affectionate, fun-loving little wild child who wakes up every morning with one very important question:
"WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH MEEEE?!"
And apparently, the answer is supposed to be EVERYB

OPERATION: EVICT THE ADORABLE SQUATTERS!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: TANJIRO — CUTE, CHAOTIC & COMPLETELY UNEMPLOYED!

NEXT UP ON THE EVICTION DOCKET... TANJIRO!
AGE: 212 months
OCCUPATION: Professional Instigator & Part-Time Kissing Booth Operator
RENT PAID: $0
KNOWN ACCOMPLICES: One suspiciously innocent-looking rope toy
GROUNDS FOR EVICTION: Disturbing the peace, excessive affection, harassment of senior household residents, and repeated attempts to incite unauthorized play sessions.

TENANT'S DEFENSE: "BUT I JUST WANNA PLAYYYYY!"

Ladies and gentlemen, meet TANJIRO, our ridiculously gorgeous Catahoula puppy with the most spectacular baby-blue eyes you've ever seen.
And don't let those eyes fool you.
THERE IS MISCHIEF BEHIND THOSE BABY BLUES.

Tanjiro is a happy, affectionate, fun-loving little wild child who wakes up every morning with one very important question:
"WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH MEEEE?!"
And apparently, the answer is supposed to be EVERYBODY.
His bigger foster siblings? Fair game.
The dog who was peacefully minding his own business? Clearly just waiting for an invitation.
The one who has absolutely NO interest in playing?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Tanjiro will bounce around, pester, invite, and generally do everything in his tiny puppy power to convince his much larger foster siblings that they really, REALLY s