Shane Shane

Meet Shane Shane <br/><br/>Yes, his name is Shane Shane... because one Shane simply wasn't enough to contain this level of personality.<br/><br/>This 8 lb, 5-year-old heartthrob is basically a professional lap warmer with a minor in "being adorable at all times." He's already neutered (a gentleman, obviously) and has started heartworm treatment, so he's looking for a local situation where he can keep his medical glow-up going at Lakeview Animal Hospital.<br/><br/> Shane Shane's "I'm basically perfect" resume:<br/> Certified Stage 5 Clinger - if you sit down, congratulations, you now have a Shane<br/> Crate trained (but would prefer your lap, your bed, your soul...)<br/> Car rides? Yes. Shotgun? Also yes.<br/> Eager to please - like, suspiciously eager<br/> Good with dogs, kids, and probably your nosy neighbor too<br/> Leash trained and ready to strut like he pays bills<br/> Playful... but only after adequate cuddle breaks<br/><br/> A few fine-print details:<br/> Heartworm positive - currently working on that, like a responsible adult<br/> Flight risk - this man thinks he's faster than he is, so secure yard + good grip required<br/><br/>Shane Shane is fully vetted through Tired Dog Rescue and is now accepting applications for his forever human (or humans... he's flexible as long as there are laps).<br/><br/>He's the perfect combo of clingy + chaotic good - whether you're binge-watching TV or just trying to go to the bathroom alone (lol, not anymore), he's your guy.<br/><br/> Apply with Tired Dog Rescue - Gulfport, MS<br/>https://new.shelterluv.com/matchme/adopt/TDRM/Dog<br/><br/>Adopt him. Your personal space is overrated anyway.

Meet Shane Shane

Yes, his name is Shane Shane... because one Shane simply wasn't enough to contain this level of personality.

This 8 lb, 5-year-old heartthrob is basically a professional lap warmer with a minor in "being adorable at all times." He's already neutered (a gentleman, obviously) and has started heartworm treatment, so he's looking for a local situation where he can keep his medical glow-up going at Lakeview Animal Hospital.

Shane Shane's "I'm basically perfect" resume:
Certified Stage 5 Clinger - if you sit down, congratulations, you now have a Shane
Crate trained (but would prefer your lap, your bed, your soul...)
Car rides? Yes. Shotgun? Also yes.
Eager to please - like, suspiciously eager
Good with dogs, kids, and probably your nosy neighbor too
Leash trained and ready to strut like he pays bills
Playful... but only after adequate cuddle breaks

A few fine-print details:
Heartworm positive - currently working on that, like a responsi

Meet Shane Shane

Yes, his name is Shane Shane... because one Shane simply wasn't enough to contain this level of personality.

This 8 lb, 5-year-old heartthrob is basically a professional lap warmer with a minor in "being adorable at all times." He's already neutered (a gentleman, obviously) and has started heartworm treatment, so he's looking for a local situation where he can keep his medical glow-up going at Lakeview Animal Hospital.

Shane Shane's "I'm basically perfect" resume:
Certified Stage 5 Clinger - if you sit down, congratulations, you now have a Shane
Crate trained (but would prefer your lap, your bed, your soul...)
Car rides? Yes. Shotgun? Also yes.
Eager to please - like, suspiciously eager
Good with dogs, kids, and probably your nosy neighbor too
Leash trained and ready to strut like he pays bills
Playful... but only after adequate cuddle breaks

A few fine-print details:
Heartworm positive - currently working on that, like a responsible adult
Flight risk - this man thinks he's faster than he is, so secure yard + good grip required

Shane Shane is fully vetted through Tired Dog Rescue and is now accepting applications for his forever human (or humans... he's flexible as long as there are laps).

He's the perfect combo of clingy + chaotic good - whether you're binge-watching TV or just trying to go to the b