Ruby

Location: Cincinnati, OH<br/><br/>Food: Hydrolyzed Protein<br/><br/>Medication: NexGard Plus<br/><br/>Hi, my name is Ruby. Let me tell you a little about myself. <br/>First of all, yes... it's true.<br/>I have one ear.<br/>Before you panic, relax. I can still hear you. Sometimes you might need to clap, stomp, or make a little extra effort to get my attention, but if you yell "RUBY," I promise you... I heard that. Probably. Mostly. Enough.<br/>Now let's talk about my personality, because WOW.<br/>I am crate trained, potty trained, and professionally hilarious. I am also extremely good at keeping myself occupied, especially if you meet my one non negotiable requirement:<br/> An absolutely unhinged supply of Benebones.<br/>I will chew one for an HOUR.<br/>Do not test me.<br/>Do not buy just one.<br/>This is not a suggestion. This is a contract.<br/>I love humans. Like... LOVE humans. I will climb directly into your lap and lay down like I've been paying rent there my entire life. I am affectionate, goofy, expressive, and full of personality.<br/>I will also bounce off every piece of furniture in your home like I'm training for the Parkour Championship Finals. Couch, wall, ottoman... nothing is safe.<br/>Now let's have an honest conversation about dogs.<br/>I can be very overstimulated and very intense during play. I like to be the dominant personality, and while I may enjoy another dog in passing, rescue has decided I would thrive best as the only dog in the home. Honestly? I kind of love the idea of being the center of attention anyway. <br/>Important medical tea <br/>I have allergies, and those allergies are actually why I had to have surgeries on my ear. So food rules are not optional. They are a lifestyle.<br/>I cannot eat chicken, duck, or turkey. If it once walked around a farm and went "cluck" or "quack," it is NOT my friend.<br/>Stick to my approved diet and I do great. Ignore it and my body will file a formal complaint.<br/>My facial expressions alone are worth the adoption fee. I will bring you joy all day long just by existing. I am dramatic. I am expressive. I am basically an emoji in dog form.<br/>So if you're looking for a dog who will:<br/> Sit in your lap<br/> Make you laugh constantly<br/> Chew like it's her job<br/> Bounce off furniture<br/> Be the queen of the house<br/> Respect a strict diet<br/> Hear you most of the time<br/> And stare into your soul with judgment and love<br/>Congratulations.<br/>You found me.<br/>Love,<br/>Ruby <br/><br/><br/>***Adoption Process***<br/>-All current pets in the home need to be spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines and on veterinarian prescribed flea/tick/heart worm prevention.<br/>-Everyone living in the home, including all resident dogs, must be present at the meet and greet located in the Southwest Ohio area.<br/>-We DO NOT ship dogs!!!

Location: Cincinnati, OH

Food: Hydrolyzed Protein

Medication: NexGard Plus

Hi, my name is Ruby. Let me tell you a little about myself.
First of all, yes... it's true.
I have one ear.
Before you panic, relax. I can still hear you. Sometimes you might need to clap, stomp, or make a little extra effort to get my attention, but if you yell "RUBY," I promise you... I heard that. Probably. Mostly. Enough.
Now let's talk about my personality, because WOW.
I am crate trained, potty trained, and professionally hilarious. I am also extremely good at keeping myself occupied, especially if you meet my one non negotiable requirement:
An absolutely unhinged supply of Benebones.
I will chew one for an HOUR.
Do not test me.
Do not buy just one.
This is not a suggestion. This is a contract.
I love humans. Like... LOVE humans. I will climb directly into your lap and lay down like I've been paying rent there my entire life. I am affectionate, goofy, expressive, and full o

Location: Cincinnati, OH

Food: Hydrolyzed Protein

Medication: NexGard Plus

Hi, my name is Ruby. Let me tell you a little about myself.
First of all, yes... it's true.
I have one ear.
Before you panic, relax. I can still hear you. Sometimes you might need to clap, stomp, or make a little extra effort to get my attention, but if you yell "RUBY," I promise you... I heard that. Probably. Mostly. Enough.
Now let's talk about my personality, because WOW.
I am crate trained, potty trained, and professionally hilarious. I am also extremely good at keeping myself occupied, especially if you meet my one non negotiable requirement:
An absolutely unhinged supply of Benebones.
I will chew one for an HOUR.
Do not test me.
Do not buy just one.
This is not a suggestion. This is a contract.
I love humans. Like... LOVE humans. I will climb directly into your lap and lay down like I've been paying rent there my entire life. I am affectionate, goofy, expressive, and full of personality.
I will also bounce off every piece of furniture in your home like I'm training for the Parkour Championship Finals. Couch, wall, ottoman... nothing is safe.
Now let's have an honest conversation about dogs.
I can be very overstimulated and very intense during play. I like to be the dominant personality, and while I may enjoy another dog in passing, rescue has decided I w