Mia

HI. IT’S ME. MIA.<br/><br/>CURRENTLY ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR MY FOREVER HOME (SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY… KIND OF)<br/><br/>Hi. My name is Mia. I’m 2 years old, about 30 lbs, and I only have one eye… which means I see half the nonsense and still judge all of it. <br/><br/>I believe I’m a Miniature Pinscher Rat Terrier Pittie mix, but honestly I identify as tiny reindeer, professional cuddler, and snack quality control manager.<br/><br/>A BRIEF (BUT DRAMATIC) BACKSTORY<br/><br/>When I first arrived, life was kinda rude to me. I had an old injury and had to have one eye removed. Was it ideal? No. Did I survive and become iconic? Absolutely.<br/><br/>Now I’m fully healed, thriving, and living my best one eyed Christmas movie comeback story. Netflix hasn’t called yet, but I’m waiting.<br/><br/>WHAT YOU GET IF YOU ADOPT ME<br/><br/>• One (1) extremely cute dog<br/>• One (1) eye but unlimited personality<br/>• A certified lap invader<br/>• A toy hoarder<br/>• A snack detector (accuracy: 100%)<br/>• A dog who WILL sit directly on you<br/>• Zero regrets<br/><br/>DOGS<br/>I can be friends with other dogs if we do proper introductions and everyone minds their business.<br/><br/>CATS<br/>Unknown. I’ve never met one but I assume they are suspicious.<br/><br/>IMPORTANT PSA<br/><br/>My missing eye does not slow me down AT ALL. I run, play, zoom, and navigate life just fine. I simply have a cool backstory and built in excuse for side eye.<br/><br/>ADOPTION REQUIREMENTS (AKA MY STANDARDS)<br/><br/>- You must be 25 or older<br/>- Your dogs must be vaccinated<br/>- You must love me forever<br/>- You must accept that I will follow you everywhere<br/>- I will be part of the family, not seasonal decor<br/><br/>WHY YOU SHOULD ADOPT ME<br/><br/>Because I’m sweet, silly, resilient, and honestly the best decision you’ll ever make. Also because one eyed dogs are elite and I will absolutely steal your heart.<br/><br/>All I want for Christmas is a home, a couch, and approximately 47 toys.<br/><br/>Apply to adopt me here<br/>https://airtable.com/appfQ4VwNRgl8eJ7Q/shrAeGg1voRANylSz<br/><br/>Philly Rescue Angels INC<br/>PRAI Kennel License #18024<br/>P.O. Box 5299<br/>Springfield, PA 19064

HI. IT’S ME. MIA.

CURRENTLY ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR MY FOREVER HOME (SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY… KIND OF)

Hi. My name is Mia. I’m 2 years old, about 30 lbs, and I only have one eye… which means I see half the nonsense and still judge all of it.

I believe I’m a Miniature Pinscher Rat Terrier Pittie mix, but honestly I identify as tiny reindeer, professional cuddler, and snack quality control manager.

A BRIEF (BUT DRAMATIC) BACKSTORY

When I first arrived, life was kinda rude to me. I had an old injury and had to have one eye removed. Was it ideal? No. Did I survive and become iconic? Absolutely.

Now I’m fully healed, thriving, and living my best one eyed Christmas movie comeback story. Netflix hasn’t called yet, but I’m waiting.

WHAT YOU GET IF YOU ADOPT ME

• One (1) extremely cute dog
• One (1) eye but unlimited personality
• A certified lap invader
• A toy hoarder
• A snack detector (accuracy: 100%)
• A dog who WILL sit directly on yo

HI. IT’S ME. MIA.

CURRENTLY ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR MY FOREVER HOME (SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY… KIND OF)

Hi. My name is Mia. I’m 2 years old, about 30 lbs, and I only have one eye… which means I see half the nonsense and still judge all of it.

I believe I’m a Miniature Pinscher Rat Terrier Pittie mix, but honestly I identify as tiny reindeer, professional cuddler, and snack quality control manager.

A BRIEF (BUT DRAMATIC) BACKSTORY

When I first arrived, life was kinda rude to me. I had an old injury and had to have one eye removed. Was it ideal? No. Did I survive and become iconic? Absolutely.

Now I’m fully healed, thriving, and living my best one eyed Christmas movie comeback story. Netflix hasn’t called yet, but I’m waiting.

WHAT YOU GET IF YOU ADOPT ME

• One (1) extremely cute dog
• One (1) eye but unlimited personality
• A certified lap invader
• A toy hoarder
• A snack detector (accuracy: 100%)
• A dog who WILL sit directly on you
• Zero regrets

DOGS
I can be friends with other dogs if we do proper introductions and everyone minds their business.

CATS
Unknown. I’ve never met one but I assume they are suspicious.

IMPORTANT PSA

My missing eye does not slow me down AT ALL. I run, play, zoom, and navigate life just fine. I simply have a cool backstory and built in excuse for sid