Mia

Hi. I’m Mia. 🐾<br/>And I’d like to file a formal complaint about my current living conditions.<br/><br/>First of all… you may see me sleeping all peacefully and cozy…<br/>but let me clear that up real quick — IT’S A LIE.<br/><br/>I am actually very unhappy.<br/>Why? Because my foster mom refuses to let me gather ALL of my toys for bedtime.<br/><br/>And when I say all… I mean ALL.<br/><br/>Every. Single. One. 🧸<br/><br/>Apparently, there’s “one missing”… and instead of helping me retrieve it (which would require going outside, getting in a boat, and rescuing it from the bottom of the pond… minor details 🙄)… she expects me to just… go to sleep without it???<br/><br/>The disrespect.<br/><br/>Anyway… while I continue to suffer through these unfair conditions, here’s a little about me:<br/><br/>🐾 4-month-old Boxer mix with main character energy<br/>🐾 Kennel trained AND sleep through the night (even while emotionally distressed)<br/>🐾 Doing great with house training and has wonderful indoor manners 👏<br/>🐾 Super smart — I already know “sit,” “wait,” and “no”<br/>🐾 Professional lap climber if you sit down for 0.2 seconds<br/>🐾 Loves toys (obviously), bones, and attention<br/>🐾 Not leash trained yet, but I stick close to my people<br/>🐾 Already received my two puppy vaccines & have been properly dewormed<br/><br/>Also… just a heads up… shoes are apparently “not toys”… but I disagree.<br/><br/>I’m playful, curious, full of personality, and I will absolutely keep you entertained every single day. I just need a family who understands my needs… mainly my emotional support toy collection.<br/><br/>Adoption fee: $50<br/><br/>If you’re ready to give me the life I deserve (and access to ALL my toys), apply to adopt me at:<br/>www.coffeecauseforpaws.com (under Forms)<br/><br/>Questions? coffeecauseforpaws@gmail.com<br/><br/>I can’t wait to run your house… I mean… join your family. 💗🐾

Hi. I’m Mia. 🐾
And I’d like to file a formal complaint about my current living conditions.

First of all… you may see me sleeping all peacefully and cozy…
but let me clear that up real quick — IT’S A LIE.

I am actually very unhappy.
Why? Because my foster mom refuses to let me gather ALL of my toys for bedtime.

And when I say all… I mean ALL.

Every. Single. One. 🧸

Apparently, there’s “one missing”… and instead of helping me retrieve it (which would require going outside, getting in a boat, and rescuing it from the bottom of the pond… minor details 🙄)… she expects me to just… go to sleep without it???

The disrespect.

Anyway… while I continue to suffer through these unfair conditions, here’s a little about me:

🐾 4-month-old Boxer mix with main character energy
🐾 Kennel trained AND sleep through the night (even while emotionally distressed)
🐾 Doing great with house training and has wonderful indoor manners 👏
🐾 Super smart — I

Hi. I’m Mia. 🐾
And I’d like to file a formal complaint about my current living conditions.

First of all… you may see me sleeping all peacefully and cozy…
but let me clear that up real quick — IT’S A LIE.

I am actually very unhappy.
Why? Because my foster mom refuses to let me gather ALL of my toys for bedtime.

And when I say all… I mean ALL.

Every. Single. One. 🧸

Apparently, there’s “one missing”… and instead of helping me retrieve it (which would require going outside, getting in a boat, and rescuing it from the bottom of the pond… minor details 🙄)… she expects me to just… go to sleep without it???

The disrespect.

Anyway… while I continue to suffer through these unfair conditions, here’s a little about me:

🐾 4-month-old Boxer mix with main character energy
🐾 Kennel trained AND sleep through the night (even while emotionally distressed)
🐾 Doing great with house training and has wonderful indoor manners 👏
🐾 Super smart — I already know “sit,” “wait,” and “no”
🐾 Professional lap climber if you sit down for 0.2 seconds
🐾 Loves toys (obviously), bones, and attention
🐾 Not leash trained yet, but I stick close to my people
🐾 Already received my two puppy vaccines & have been properly dewormed

Also… just a heads up… shoes are apparently “not toys”… but I disagree.

I’m playful, curious