Loki

Hi. My name is technically Loki… <br/><br/>I am a 90lb neutered male Rottweiler wrecking ball currently accepting applications for my forever kingdom. If you’ve ever wanted to live with a furry tornado that believes personal space is a myth, I’m your guy.<br/><br/>A few things about me:<br/>🐾 I’m 4 years old, but emotionally still a giant puppy<br/>🐾 I LOVE to play<br/>🐾 I’m ridiculously smart (seriously… suspiciously smart)<br/>🐾 Food is my love language<br/>🐾 I will absolutely be involved in everything you do<br/>🐾 I come with unlimited entertainment value<br/><br/>Now… let’s address the elephant-sized Rottie in the room: I’d really prefer to be your one and only child. Other dogs? Meh. I have strong main-character energy and would THRIVE soaking up all your attention myself. The rescue agrees, so I can only be adopted to a home without other dogs.<br/><br/>I do occasionally have a little “ummm… what exactly did you just say to me?” attitude, but honestly, I think it’s mostly talk. Probably. 😏 If you’ve had Rottweilers before, you already know this attitude is part of what makes us famous.<br/><br/>The humans here absolutely adore me — especially my face. They keep calling me a “block head.” I’m still deciding whether that’s rude or a compliment, but apparently in the Rottie world it’s considered a very good thing.<br/><br/>Because I’m a big, smart, energetic boy, the rescue says my future kingdom needs to include:<br/>🏡 A fenced yard<br/>🐾 No other dogs<br/>👦 If children must be teenagers due to the wrecking ball factor.<br/>🖤 Previous Rottweiler experience <br/>🧠 Humans willing to keep my body active and my brain busy with training, games, and adventures<br/><br/>So if you, or someone you know, wants a hilarious, loving, oversized beast with Loki-level mischief energy, please apply through R.E.A.L. Rottweiler Rescue before I accidentally body-check another innocent piece of furniture 🤣<br/><br/>Apply at: www.REALRottweilerRescue.com

Hi. My name is technically Loki…

I am a 90lb neutered male Rottweiler wrecking ball currently accepting applications for my forever kingdom. If you’ve ever wanted to live with a furry tornado that believes personal space is a myth, I’m your guy.

A few things about me:
🐾 I’m 4 years old, but emotionally still a giant puppy
🐾 I LOVE to play
🐾 I’m ridiculously smart (seriously… suspiciously smart)
🐾 Food is my love language
🐾 I will absolutely be involved in everything you do
🐾 I come with unlimited entertainment value

Now… let’s address the elephant-sized Rottie in the room: I’d really prefer to be your one and only child. Other dogs? Meh. I have strong main-character energy and would THRIVE soaking up all your attention myself. The rescue agrees, so I can only be adopted to a home without other dogs.

I do occasionally have a little “ummm… what exactly did you just say to me?” attitude, but honestly, I think it’s mostly talk. Probably. 😏 If you’ve had Rottweil

Hi. My name is technically Loki…

I am a 90lb neutered male Rottweiler wrecking ball currently accepting applications for my forever kingdom. If you’ve ever wanted to live with a furry tornado that believes personal space is a myth, I’m your guy.

A few things about me:
🐾 I’m 4 years old, but emotionally still a giant puppy
🐾 I LOVE to play
🐾 I’m ridiculously smart (seriously… suspiciously smart)
🐾 Food is my love language
🐾 I will absolutely be involved in everything you do
🐾 I come with unlimited entertainment value

Now… let’s address the elephant-sized Rottie in the room: I’d really prefer to be your one and only child. Other dogs? Meh. I have strong main-character energy and would THRIVE soaking up all your attention myself. The rescue agrees, so I can only be adopted to a home without other dogs.

I do occasionally have a little “ummm… what exactly did you just say to me?” attitude, but honestly, I think it’s mostly talk. Probably. 😏 If you’ve had Rottweilers before, you already know this attitude is part of what makes us famous.

The humans here absolutely adore me — especially my face. They keep calling me a “block head.” I’m still deciding whether that’s rude or a compliment, but apparently in the Rottie world it’s considered a very good thing.

Because I’m a big, smart, energetic boy, the rescue says my future kingdom needs to i