Kallie D9922

Hi, I'm Kallie, and I'm looking for a home where everyone understands one very important fact: I'm in charge.<br/><br/>I'm a smart, spunky girl with a big personality, strong opinions, and exactly zero interest in pretending otherwise. Some dogs are easygoing. I prefer to think of myself as a highly involved household supervisor.<br/><br/>First, we need to discuss my Kong. It is not a toy. It is not a possession. It is an extension of my soul. If you see me, chances are you'll also see my Kong. We are a package deal. And yes, I love fetch-but by "fetch" I mean you throw it, I bring it back, and then we play tug because surrender is not in my vocabulary.<br/><br/>I'm also committed to maintaining my natural manicure. Nail trims? Cute suggestion. My foster family has learned that I feel very strongly about preserving my artistic vision, so my little click-clack footsteps around the house are simply part of my charm.<br/><br/>When it comes to other animals, I'd really prefer to be your one and only. I haven't exactly mastered the art of keeping my opinions to myself when I see other dogs, and rabbits continue to test my patience on a regular basis. Let's just say I take neighborhood wildlife surveillance very seriously.<br/><br/>Now that I've covered my demands, here's why people fall in love with me:<br/>I'm incredibly smart and eager to learn. I already know my basic commands, and I'm fantastic at letting you know when it's time to head outside. I love having a job, learning new things, and showing off how clever I am.<br/>I'm also a world-class cuddler. Once playtime is over and I've thoroughly defeated a squeaky toy or two, I transform into a total snuggle bug. I adore my people and love being close to them. If you're looking for a loyal sidekick who will happily curl up beside you after a day of adventures, I'm your girl.<br/><br/>The truth is, underneath all my sass, determination, and Kong-related obsession, I'm a loving dog with a huge heart. I'm looking for a family that appreciates a little spice with their sweetness and understands that the best relationships are built on mutual respect... and accepting that I'll probably win most arguments.<br/><br/>If you're ready for a hilarious, affectionate, intelligent companion with enough personality for an entire dog park, I'm waiting to meet you.

Hi, I'm Kallie, and I'm looking for a home where everyone understands one very important fact: I'm in charge.

I'm a smart, spunky girl with a big personality, strong opinions, and exactly zero interest in pretending otherwise. Some dogs are easygoing. I prefer to think of myself as a highly involved household supervisor.

First, we need to discuss my Kong. It is not a toy. It is not a possession. It is an extension of my soul. If you see me, chances are you'll also see my Kong. We are a package deal. And yes, I love fetch-but by "fetch" I mean you throw it, I bring it back, and then we play tug because surrender is not in my vocabulary.

I'm also committed to maintaining my natural manicure. Nail trims? Cute suggestion. My foster family has learned that I feel very strongly about preserving my artistic vision, so my little click-clack footsteps around the house are simply part of my charm.

When it comes to other animals, I'd really prefer to be your one and only. I haven't exactly mastered t

Hi, I'm Kallie, and I'm looking for a home where everyone understands one very important fact: I'm in charge.

I'm a smart, spunky girl with a big personality, strong opinions, and exactly zero interest in pretending otherwise. Some dogs are easygoing. I prefer to think of myself as a highly involved household supervisor.

First, we need to discuss my Kong. It is not a toy. It is not a possession. It is an extension of my soul. If you see me, chances are you'll also see my Kong. We are a package deal. And yes, I love fetch-but by "fetch" I mean you throw it, I bring it back, and then we play tug because surrender is not in my vocabulary.

I'm also committed to maintaining my natural manicure. Nail trims? Cute suggestion. My foster family has learned that I feel very strongly about preserving my artistic vision, so my little click-clack footsteps around the house are simply part of my charm.

When it comes to other animals, I'd really prefer to be your one and only. I haven't exactly mastered the art of keeping my opinions to myself when I see other dogs, and rabbits continue to test my patience on a regular basis. Let's just say I take neighborhood wildlife surveillance very seriously.

Now that I've covered my demands, here's why people fall in love with me:
I'm incredibly smart and eager to learn. I already know my basic commands, and I'm fantastic at letting you know whe