Gabagool

Gabagool<br/>Age: 2 years old<br/>Weight: 124 lbs of pure Boar's Head energy<br/>Vetting: Fully vetted, neutered & microchipped<br/>Fostered in: Essex County, NJ<br/>Available in: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI & NH<br/>Apply: houndsinpounds.org<br/><br/>If your ideal dog is a giant, goofy, clumsy meatball with the IQ of a warm hoagie, congratulations — you've found your guy. Gabagool is 124 pounds of delicounter chaos, a walking sandwich, a ham with legs, a salami in sneakers. He is huge, he is happy, and he is absolutely not aware of his own size.<br/><br/>This man is a MEATHEAD of the highest caliber — the kind of dog who bonks into a doorframe, looks surprised, and then does it again. A dog who will sit on you, not next to you. A dog who thinks he's a 12lb lapdog trapped in a pastramishaped body.<br/><br/>Gabagool's DeliStyle Breakdown<br/>Dog Friendly — Loves other dogs, especially ones who don't mind being steamrolled by a friendly cold cut.<br/><br/>Cats Unknown — He has not yet met a cat, but we suspect he'd treat it like a mozzarella stick: confusing, interesting, and possibly edible.<br/><br/>Goofy & Clumsy — Gravity is his enemy.<br/><br/>Silly & “Sorta Dumb” — He's not stupid... he's just meatforward.<br/><br/>HighCaliber Breed Experience Required — This is not a starter dog. This is a fullsize entrée, a jumbo Italian sub with legs. You must be comfortable handling a dog who is physically enormous, emotionally ridiculous, and spiritually lunchmeat.<br/><br/>Who He's Looking For<br/>Gabagool needs a home that:<br/>Has true largebreed, highcaliber experience<br/><br/>Appreciates a dog who is 50% beef, 50% buffoon<br/><br/>Doesn't mind being bodychecked by a sentient prosciutto<br/><br/>Wants a companion who will make them laugh every single day<br/><br/>If you've ever said, “I love big dumb dogs,” this is your soulmate. If you've ever said, “I want a delicate, gentle, dainty companion,” this is not your soulmate. Gabagool is a full deli platter, and he needs someone who can carry the tray.<br/><br/> Ready to bring home your very own Italian cold cut?<br/>Apply today at houndsinpounds.org — Gabagool is ready to roll right into your life like a runaway mortadella.

Gabagool
Age: 2 years old
Weight: 124 lbs of pure Boar's Head energy
Vetting: Fully vetted, neutered & microchipped
Fostered in: Essex County, NJ
Available in: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI & NH
Apply: houndsinpounds.org

If your ideal dog is a giant, goofy, clumsy meatball with the IQ of a warm hoagie, congratulations — you've found your guy. Gabagool is 124 pounds of delicounter chaos, a walking sandwich, a ham with legs, a salami in sneakers. He is huge, he is happy, and he is absolutely not aware of his own size.

This man is a MEATHEAD of the highest caliber — the kind of dog who bonks into a doorframe, looks surprised, and then does it again. A dog who will sit on you, not next to you. A dog who thinks he's a 12lb lapdog trapped in a pastramishaped body.

Gabagool's DeliStyle Breakdown
Dog Friendly — Loves other dogs, especially ones who don't mind being steamrolled by a friendly cold cut.

Cats Unknown — He has not yet met a cat, but we suspect he'd

Gabagool
Age: 2 years old
Weight: 124 lbs of pure Boar's Head energy
Vetting: Fully vetted, neutered & microchipped
Fostered in: Essex County, NJ
Available in: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI & NH
Apply: houndsinpounds.org

If your ideal dog is a giant, goofy, clumsy meatball with the IQ of a warm hoagie, congratulations — you've found your guy. Gabagool is 124 pounds of delicounter chaos, a walking sandwich, a ham with legs, a salami in sneakers. He is huge, he is happy, and he is absolutely not aware of his own size.

This man is a MEATHEAD of the highest caliber — the kind of dog who bonks into a doorframe, looks surprised, and then does it again. A dog who will sit on you, not next to you. A dog who thinks he's a 12lb lapdog trapped in a pastramishaped body.

Gabagool's DeliStyle Breakdown
Dog Friendly — Loves other dogs, especially ones who don't mind being steamrolled by a friendly cold cut.

Cats Unknown — He has not yet met a cat, but we suspect he'd treat it like a mozzarella stick: confusing, interesting, and possibly edible.

Goofy & Clumsy — Gravity is his enemy.

Silly & “Sorta Dumb” — He's not stupid... he's just meatforward.

HighCaliber Breed Experience Required — This is not a starter dog. This is a fullsize entrée, a jumbo Italian sub with legs. You must be comfortable handling a dog who is physically enormou