ELPHABA

Hi, I’m Elphaba — yes, that Elphaba. I may not be green, but I definitely have the voice for the role. I howl, I grumble, I sing dramatic solos when the mood strikes. Don’t worry, I’m not plotting to defy gravity... just trying to get your attention. I can be a little quirky, a little witchy, and a whole lot of fun. Really, I’m just a lovable husky hoping someone out there is ready to star in a new life with me. Maybe we’re the perfect match — it only takes one day for your life to change... for good. I recently went on a Daycation and they said I did great! I had a pupcup, of course. I shared some giggles with my friend And I practiced my sploot. If you come see me and ask, staff will tell you about all the funny ways I like to sit and sleep. It's an art form!

Hi, I’m Elphaba — yes, that Elphaba. I may not be green, but I definitely have the voice for the role. I howl, I grumble, I sing dramatic solos when the mood strikes. Don’t worry, I’m not plotting to defy gravity... just trying to get your attention. I can be a little quirky, a little witchy, and a whole lot of fun. Really, I’m just a lovable husky hoping someone out there is ready to star in a new life with me. Maybe we’re the perfect match — it only takes one day for your life to change... for good. I recently went on a Daycation and they said I did great! I had a pupcup, of course. I shared some giggles with my friend And I practiced my sploot. If you come see me and ask, staff will tell you about all the funny ways I like to sit and sleep. It's an art form!

Hi, I’m Elphaba — yes, that Elphaba. I may not be green, but I definitely have the voice for the role. I howl, I grumble, I sing dramatic solos when the mood strikes. Don’t worry, I’m not plotting to defy gravity... just trying to get your attention. I can be a little quirky, a little witchy, and a whole lot of fun. Really, I’m just a lovable husky hoping someone out there is ready to star in a new life with me. Maybe we’re the perfect match — it only takes one day for your life to change... for good. I recently went on a Daycation and they said I did great! I had a pupcup, of course. I shared some giggles with my friend And I practiced my sploot. If you come see me and ask, staff will tell you about all the funny ways I like to sit and sleep. It's an art form!