Corn Cake

🌽🍰 WELCOME CORN CAKE! 🌽🍰<br/>Listen. There are shelter intake photos.<br/>And then there’s Corn Cake’s, which apparently was taken for his upcoming spread in Blockheads Quarterly.<br/>This ridiculously handsome sonofagun came into DuPage County Animal Services as a stray and had the absolute AUDACITY to pose like somebody had just yelled, “Give me smoldering, but approachable.” 😂<br/>The head tilt.<br/>The eyes.<br/>The giant square noggin.<br/>Sir, this is animal control. Not your LinkedIn headshot.<br/>Sorry not sorry for us, one of our volunteers works at DuPage and saw him.<br/>Immediate love.<br/>Which quickly turned into the usual:<br/>“LOOK AT HIM! We need him.”<br/>Of course we do. Because apparently what we were missing in our lives was another enormous blockhead with excellent bone structure. 🙄😂<br/>We needed a foster. And then one stepped up.<br/>WELP. THAT SETTLES IT.<br/>Pack your shit, Corn Cake. You’re coming with us. 😂❤️<br/>May your future be filled with soft beds, snacks, people obsessing over the size of your head and absolutely zero more glamour shots at the county.<br/>All good things from here.

🌽🍰 WELCOME CORN CAKE! 🌽🍰
Listen. There are shelter intake photos.
And then there’s Corn Cake’s, which apparently was taken for his upcoming spread in Blockheads Quarterly.
This ridiculously handsome sonofagun came into DuPage County Animal Services as a stray and had the absolute AUDACITY to pose like somebody had just yelled, “Give me smoldering, but approachable.” 😂
The head tilt.
The eyes.
The giant square noggin.
Sir, this is animal control. Not your LinkedIn headshot.
Sorry not sorry for us, one of our volunteers works at DuPage and saw him.
Immediate love.
Which quickly turned into the usual:
“LOOK AT HIM! We need him.”
Of course we do. Because apparently what we were missing in our lives was another enormous blockhead with excellent bone structure. 🙄😂
We needed a foster. And then one stepped up.
WELP. THAT SETTLES IT.
Pack your shit, Corn Cake. You’re coming with us. 😂❤️
May your future be filled with soft beds, snacks, people obsessing over the s

🌽🍰 WELCOME CORN CAKE! 🌽🍰
Listen. There are shelter intake photos.
And then there’s Corn Cake’s, which apparently was taken for his upcoming spread in Blockheads Quarterly.
This ridiculously handsome sonofagun came into DuPage County Animal Services as a stray and had the absolute AUDACITY to pose like somebody had just yelled, “Give me smoldering, but approachable.” 😂
The head tilt.
The eyes.
The giant square noggin.
Sir, this is animal control. Not your LinkedIn headshot.
Sorry not sorry for us, one of our volunteers works at DuPage and saw him.
Immediate love.
Which quickly turned into the usual:
“LOOK AT HIM! We need him.”
Of course we do. Because apparently what we were missing in our lives was another enormous blockhead with excellent bone structure. 🙄😂
We needed a foster. And then one stepped up.
WELP. THAT SETTLES IT.
Pack your shit, Corn Cake. You’re coming with us. 😂❤️
May your future be filled with soft beds, snacks, people obsessing over the size of your head and absolutely zero more glamour shots at the county.
All good things from here.