Boss

Meet Boss! <br/><br/>Don't let the name fool you. Boss isn't here to run the show, he's here to nap through it.<br/><br/>This distinguished gentleman has mastered the art of the snooze. He can sleep through thunderstorms, vacuum cleaners, and your best attempts at a cheerful "Good morning!" Mornings are negotiable. Dinner is not.<br/><br/>Boss runs on a strict schedule, and he will let you know if you're even two minutes late with a pointed stare from the kitchen doorway. Breakfast, dinner, and every snack in between happen at precisely the right time. He's basically a very fluffy, very hungry clock.<br/><br/>His energy level? Let's call it "leisurely." Boss enjoys a gentle stroll, as long as there's a bench at the end of it. His idea of a workout is walking to his food bowl and back, and he's very proud of his cardio.<br/><br/>And snacks? Boss loves them. Crunchy, chewy, or crumbly, he's not picky, just enthusiastic. Bring a treat and you've got a best friend for life.<br/><br/>Boss is looking for: a calm home with a comfy couch, a reliable meal schedule, and a human who understands that naps are a love language.<br/><br/>If you want a loyal, low-key buddy who will snooze beside you and judge you silently when you open the snack cupboard, Boss is ready to clock in.

Meet Boss!

Don't let the name fool you. Boss isn't here to run the show, he's here to nap through it.

This distinguished gentleman has mastered the art of the snooze. He can sleep through thunderstorms, vacuum cleaners, and your best attempts at a cheerful "Good morning!" Mornings are negotiable. Dinner is not.

Boss runs on a strict schedule, and he will let you know if you're even two minutes late with a pointed stare from the kitchen doorway. Breakfast, dinner, and every snack in between happen at precisely the right time. He's basically a very fluffy, very hungry clock.

His energy level? Let's call it "leisurely." Boss enjoys a gentle stroll, as long as there's a bench at the end of it. His idea of a workout is walking to his food bowl and back, and he's very proud of his cardio.

And snacks? Boss loves them. Crunchy, chewy, or crumbly, he's not picky, just enthusiastic. Bring a treat and you've got a best friend for life.

Boss is looking for: a calm home with a comfy

Meet Boss!

Don't let the name fool you. Boss isn't here to run the show, he's here to nap through it.

This distinguished gentleman has mastered the art of the snooze. He can sleep through thunderstorms, vacuum cleaners, and your best attempts at a cheerful "Good morning!" Mornings are negotiable. Dinner is not.

Boss runs on a strict schedule, and he will let you know if you're even two minutes late with a pointed stare from the kitchen doorway. Breakfast, dinner, and every snack in between happen at precisely the right time. He's basically a very fluffy, very hungry clock.

His energy level? Let's call it "leisurely." Boss enjoys a gentle stroll, as long as there's a bench at the end of it. His idea of a workout is walking to his food bowl and back, and he's very proud of his cardio.

And snacks? Boss loves them. Crunchy, chewy, or crumbly, he's not picky, just enthusiastic. Bring a treat and you've got a best friend for life.

Boss is looking for: a calm home with a comfy couch, a reliable meal schedule, and a human who understands that naps are a love language.

If you want a loyal, low-key buddy who will snooze beside you and judge you silently when you open the snack cupboard, Boss is ready to clock in.