BLANTON

Blanton is a gentleman whose passions include:<br/><br/>Supervising you at all times (very important work)<br/><br/>Occupying the warmest square inch of your couch<br/><br/>Consuming treats like its a competitive sport<br/><br/>Personality (aka What You're Signing Up For):<br/><br/>Blanton loves everybody - you, your neighbors, your Amazon delivery person, and even your questionable outfits.<br/><br/>Once he picks you, though, its game over:<br/><br/>You will never be alone again<br/><br/>Not during dinner<br/><br/>Not in the shower<br/><br/>Not even while thinking about being alone<br/><br/>Special Talents:<br/><br/>His eyes are so powerful he could hand you a pamphlet claiming the world is ending, and you would immediately ask for two more<br/><br/>His smile is so charming you would let him lick your plate... while you're still eating. And then politely offer him your dessert plate too<br/><br/>Adoption Pitch (Because Obviously):<br/><br/>If you're looking for a loyal shadow with zero respect for personal space...<br/><br/>Blanton is your guy.

Blanton is a gentleman whose passions include:

Supervising you at all times (very important work)

Occupying the warmest square inch of your couch

Consuming treats like its a competitive sport

Personality (aka What You're Signing Up For):

Blanton loves everybody - you, your neighbors, your Amazon delivery person, and even your questionable outfits.

Once he picks you, though, its game over:

You will never be alone again

Not during dinner

Not in the shower

Not even while thinking about being alone

Special Talents:

His eyes are so powerful he could hand you a pamphlet claiming the world is ending, and you would immediately ask for two more

His smile is so charming you would let him lick your plate... while you're still eating. And then politely offer him your dessert plate too

Adoption Pitch (Because Obviously):

If you're looking for a loyal shadow with zero respect for personal space...

Blanton is a gentleman whose passions include:

Supervising you at all times (very important work)

Occupying the warmest square inch of your couch

Consuming treats like its a competitive sport

Personality (aka What You're Signing Up For):

Blanton loves everybody - you, your neighbors, your Amazon delivery person, and even your questionable outfits.

Once he picks you, though, its game over:

You will never be alone again

Not during dinner

Not in the shower

Not even while thinking about being alone

Special Talents:

His eyes are so powerful he could hand you a pamphlet claiming the world is ending, and you would immediately ask for two more

His smile is so charming you would let him lick your plate... while you're still eating. And then politely offer him your dessert plate too

Adoption Pitch (Because Obviously):

If you're looking for a loyal shadow with zero respect for personal space...

Blanton is your guy.