Bitsy

MEET BITSY!<br/><br/>6FT FENCE REQUIRED - FOSTERED IN PENSACOLA FL<br/><br/>At 1 year old and already a professional Play Coordinator, AND full-time CEO of Fun, LLC. Bitsy lives by one simple rule: the games must go on.<br/><br/>Always ready to play, Bitsy believes strongly in a rotational system of entertainment. When Playmate #1 taps out, she seamlessly moves on to Contestant #2… and #3… and honestly, if you have a #4 on standby, that would be ideal. Efficiency is important. She’s fantastic with dogs of all sizes and is wonderfully respectful of their boundaries. Bitsy is fostered with 2 young, ready to party Danes and an 13 year old Dane who rules the roost. <br/><br/>People’s boundaries?<br/><br/>Well… that’s more of a suggestion, right? Bitsy is a full-contact snuggler and firmly believes that the best way to love someone is to lay directly on top of them like a 100ish-lb weighted blanket that breathes and occasionally snores.<br/><br/>Now let’s talk about boredom. Bitsy is not a fan. ZERO/10 does not recommend. Young + energetic + nothing to do = self-assigned interior design projects!<br/><br/>To Bitsy’s credit, she hasn’t gone after furniture… but several rugs have been thoughtfully “rearranged” for optimal chew comfort. Foster mama saw the handwriting on the wall - shoes and other tempting items are kept in protective custody.<br/><br/>Because Bitsy is a creative thinker, she does not free roam when left alone. Bitsy kennels like a champ with minimal commentary! When her people are home though? Full access granted - and she handles it beautifully by thoughtfully removing EVERY toy that ever was made from the house into the yard - that is what foster mama gets for having a dog door!<br/><br/>Bitsy shares her home with three cats and has learned valuable life lessons - not all murder mitten furballs are created equally so act accordingly:<br/>•One is Grumpy. Sometimes poking the grumpy bear is worth the risk.<br/>•One is a mystical cat/dog/wraith hybrid who becomes possessed during the witching hour — 10/10 play partner.<br/>•The last… we do not speak of. A hallway ninja capable of launching surprise attacks at any moment. Best avoided.<br/><br/>Bitsy is an amateur acrobat and escape enthusiast. If she gets bored and sees an opportunity, she may take her show on the road. A secure fence is a must — along with an active home and ideally a canine playmate or adventure schedule to keep her busy.<br/><br/>She walks on leash, shall we say, enthusiastically. She’s not pulling — she’s just very committed to the mission of Forward Movement.<br/><br/>Bitsy came into rescue extremely thin but is steadily returning to her fabulous Dane figure. She had recently given birth to a litter in an abandoned house - sadly, none of her pups survived the conditions. Upon arrival, she was hosting a full convention of freeloaders: whipworms, hookworms, and heartworms. Eviction notices have been served and treatment is complete. The heartworm treatment will continue doing its behind-the-scenes work for a few more months, but the squatters are officially on their way out.<br/><br/>Bitsy is joy, chaos, love, laughter, and just enough mischief to keep life interesting. A tired Bitsy is a good Bitsy — and a very happy one too. Can you handle this level of happiness?<br/><br/>Bitsy is spayed, fully vaccinated and microchipped. Her adoption fee is $400. To read over the adoption requirements before applying, please go to www.nwflgdr.com/adopt.<br/><br/>Please note: NWFLGDR does not transport. All approved adopters are required to pick up the dog from his or her foster.

MEET BITSY!

6FT FENCE REQUIRED - FOSTERED IN PENSACOLA FL

At 1 year old and already a professional Play Coordinator, AND full-time CEO of Fun, LLC. Bitsy lives by one simple rule: the games must go on.

Always ready to play, Bitsy believes strongly in a rotational system of entertainment. When Playmate #1 taps out, she seamlessly moves on to Contestant #2… and #3… and honestly, if you have a #4 on standby, that would be ideal. Efficiency is important. She’s fantastic with dogs of all sizes and is wonderfully respectful of their boundaries. Bitsy is fostered with 2 young, ready to party Danes and an 13 year old Dane who rules the roost.

People’s boundaries?

Well… that’s more of a suggestion, right? Bitsy is a full-contact snuggler and firmly believes that the best way to love someone is to lay directly on top of them like a 100ish-lb weighted blanket that breathes and occasionally snores.

Now let’s talk about boredom. Bitsy is not a fan. ZERO/10 does not recommend. Young +

MEET BITSY!

6FT FENCE REQUIRED - FOSTERED IN PENSACOLA FL

At 1 year old and already a professional Play Coordinator, AND full-time CEO of Fun, LLC. Bitsy lives by one simple rule: the games must go on.

Always ready to play, Bitsy believes strongly in a rotational system of entertainment. When Playmate #1 taps out, she seamlessly moves on to Contestant #2… and #3… and honestly, if you have a #4 on standby, that would be ideal. Efficiency is important. She’s fantastic with dogs of all sizes and is wonderfully respectful of their boundaries. Bitsy is fostered with 2 young, ready to party Danes and an 13 year old Dane who rules the roost.

People’s boundaries?

Well… that’s more of a suggestion, right? Bitsy is a full-contact snuggler and firmly believes that the best way to love someone is to lay directly on top of them like a 100ish-lb weighted blanket that breathes and occasionally snores.

Now let’s talk about boredom. Bitsy is not a fan. ZERO/10 does not recommend. Young + energetic + nothing to do = self-assigned interior design projects!

To Bitsy’s credit, she hasn’t gone after furniture… but several rugs have been thoughtfully “rearranged” for optimal chew comfort. Foster mama saw the handwriting on the wall - shoes and other tempting items are kept in protective custody.

Because Bitsy is a creative thinker, she does not free roam when left alo