Bear

Hey 🐻 Bear here!<br/><br/>I’m 5 years old, approximately 90 pounds, and yes, before you ask, I AM aware that I’m lap-sized 😏 I don’t believe in personal space when there are cuddles available 🥰<br/><br/>My foster family says I’m a Rottie mix, but honestly I identify more as a professional house hippo 🦛 with emotional support qualities. My specialties include following you from room to room, dramatic sighs when you stop petting me, and hearing a cheese 🧀 wrapper from three zip codes away.<br/><br/>I’ve got the whole package deal going on 📦<br/>Neutered ✔️<br/>Heartworm negative ✔️<br/>Fully vetted ✔️<br/>Ridiculously handsome ✔️<br/><br/>I’m a social guy too. Other dogs? Cool with me. Cats? We can coexist peacefully as long as they respect that I’m the main character 😃 I haven’t officially met tiny humans in foster care yet, but I’m a gentle sweetheart and would probably love kids who know how to give proper booty scratches 🫣<br/><br/>Truthfully, I’m just looking for my people 🥹 The kind who let me lean my giant bowling ball head against them while we watch TV 📺 The kind who don’t mind sharing snacks 🦴 The kind who understand that love sometimes comes with drool 🤤 and 90 pounds of affection sitting directly on your feet 👣<br/><br/>I don’t need anything fancy 😉 Just a couch, a family, and someone to tell me I’m handsome at least 47 times a day.<br/><br/>If your home feels like it’s missing a big goofy shadow with a heart of gold 💛 I might just be your guy 🥹<br/><br/>Hope to meet you soon ♥️🐾<br/>Love, <br/>Bear 🐻

Hey 🐻 Bear here!

I’m 5 years old, approximately 90 pounds, and yes, before you ask, I AM aware that I’m lap-sized 😏 I don’t believe in personal space when there are cuddles available 🥰

My foster family says I’m a Rottie mix, but honestly I identify more as a professional house hippo 🦛 with emotional support qualities. My specialties include following you from room to room, dramatic sighs when you stop petting me, and hearing a cheese 🧀 wrapper from three zip codes away.

I’ve got the whole package deal going on 📦
Neutered ✔️
Heartworm negative ✔️
Fully vetted ✔️
Ridiculously handsome ✔️

I’m a social guy too. Other dogs? Cool with me. Cats? We can coexist peacefully as long as they respect that I’m the main character 😃 I haven’t officially met tiny humans in foster care yet, but I’m a gentle sweetheart and would probably love kids who know how to give proper booty scratches 🫣

Truthfully, I’m just looking for my people 🥹 The kind who let me lean my giant bowl

Hey 🐻 Bear here!

I’m 5 years old, approximately 90 pounds, and yes, before you ask, I AM aware that I’m lap-sized 😏 I don’t believe in personal space when there are cuddles available 🥰

My foster family says I’m a Rottie mix, but honestly I identify more as a professional house hippo 🦛 with emotional support qualities. My specialties include following you from room to room, dramatic sighs when you stop petting me, and hearing a cheese 🧀 wrapper from three zip codes away.

I’ve got the whole package deal going on 📦
Neutered ✔️
Heartworm negative ✔️
Fully vetted ✔️
Ridiculously handsome ✔️

I’m a social guy too. Other dogs? Cool with me. Cats? We can coexist peacefully as long as they respect that I’m the main character 😃 I haven’t officially met tiny humans in foster care yet, but I’m a gentle sweetheart and would probably love kids who know how to give proper booty scratches 🫣

Truthfully, I’m just looking for my people 🥹 The kind who let me lean my giant bowling ball head against them while we watch TV 📺 The kind who don’t mind sharing snacks 🦴 The kind who understand that love sometimes comes with drool 🤤 and 90 pounds of affection sitting directly on your feet 👣

I don’t need anything fancy 😉 Just a couch, a family, and someone to tell me I’m handsome at least 47 times a day.

If your home feels like it’s missing a big goofy sha