Aubrey

Hey there, I’m Aubrey — 50% couch potato, 50% piglet, and 100% Frenchie gold. I’m recovering from a tiny “nose job”, and will be stepping into my hot girl summer era in a few days. More about me:<br/><br/>Professional cuddler with strong “girlfriend who steals your hoodie” energy<br/>Loyal couch companion — I pre-warm your spot and then graciously allow you to join<br/>Fluent in booty wiggles — my mornings start with a full-body shimmy that says, “OMG YOU’RE MY FAVORITE”<br/>Aspiring sound machine — my signature snorts and snores create a cozy, spa-like ambiance (very exclusive)<br/>Fitness level: “cute athleisure walks” — think leisurely strolls, not ultramarathons<br/><br/>I’m ideal for someone who appreciates the finer things in life... like naps, snacks, and a snuggly little gremlin who thinks you hung the moon. If you’re looking for a low-maintenance queen with a heart of gold and a wiggle that could cure a bad day, I’m your girl! Click here to learn how to adopt and submit your adoption questionnaire.

Hey there, I’m Aubrey — 50% couch potato, 50% piglet, and 100% Frenchie gold. I’m recovering from a tiny “nose job”, and will be stepping into my hot girl summer era in a few days. More about me:

Professional cuddler with strong “girlfriend who steals your hoodie” energy
Loyal couch companion — I pre-warm your spot and then graciously allow you to join
Fluent in booty wiggles — my mornings start with a full-body shimmy that says, “OMG YOU’RE MY FAVORITE”
Aspiring sound machine — my signature snorts and snores create a cozy, spa-like ambiance (very exclusive)
Fitness level: “cute athleisure walks” — think leisurely strolls, not ultramarathons

I’m ideal for someone who appreciates the finer things in life... like naps, snacks, and a snuggly little gremlin who thinks you hung the moon. If you’re looking for a low-maintenance queen with a heart of gold and a wiggle that could cure a bad day, I’m your girl! Click here to learn how to adopt and submit your adoption questionnaire.

Hey there, I’m Aubrey — 50% couch potato, 50% piglet, and 100% Frenchie gold. I’m recovering from a tiny “nose job”, and will be stepping into my hot girl summer era in a few days. More about me:

Professional cuddler with strong “girlfriend who steals your hoodie” energy
Loyal couch companion — I pre-warm your spot and then graciously allow you to join
Fluent in booty wiggles — my mornings start with a full-body shimmy that says, “OMG YOU’RE MY FAVORITE”
Aspiring sound machine — my signature snorts and snores create a cozy, spa-like ambiance (very exclusive)
Fitness level: “cute athleisure walks” — think leisurely strolls, not ultramarathons

I’m ideal for someone who appreciates the finer things in life... like naps, snacks, and a snuggly little gremlin who thinks you hung the moon. If you’re looking for a low-maintenance queen with a heart of gold and a wiggle that could cure a bad day, I’m your girl! Click here to learn how to adopt and submit your adoption questionnaire.