Jovie

Now Accepting Applications for My Emotional Support Human!<br/><br/>Pros:<br/> Extremely adorable.<br/> Professional bug hunter.<br/> Harness adventure enthusiast.<br/> Get along with dog friends and love sunbathing with them.<br/> Will happily keep you company while respecting your personal bubble.<br/> Have excellent taste in steak and tuna treats.<br/><br/>Cons:<br/> Have the personality of a tiny orange CEO.<br/> Being held? Hard pass... unless I decide otherwise.<br/> Occasionally wake up and choose chaos.<br/> Will absolutely judge your life choices.<br/> Come with built-in commentary. (Translation: I'm chatty, so apartment life with grumpy neighbors probably isn't my calling.)<br/><br/>I'm not the clingy, Velcro kitty who's glued to your lap 24/7. I'm more of a 'we can exist in the same room while I supervise everything you do' kind of companion. Every now and then I'll cash in my cuddle coupon, but I like to keep you guessing.<br/><br/>I'm still young, playful and convinced every teaser toy is my mortal enemy. Backyard harness adventures? Count me in. Spider plants? Delicious. Dog friends? The best wrestling partners ever.<br/><br/>Basically, I'm a Sour Patch Kid in cat form — sweet, spicy, hilarious, and guaranteed to keep you entertained.<br/><br/>If you've been looking for a cat with a huge personality instead of a cookie-cutter lap cat, congratulations... your tiny orange diva has arrived! <br/><br/>All kitties go to their new homes spayed/neutered, microchipped, up to date on vaccinations, and tested negative for FIV/FeLV. If you are interested in adopting this cat, please fill out an application here: bit.ly/Cat-Adopt-App.

Now Accepting Applications for My Emotional Support Human!

Pros:
Extremely adorable.
Professional bug hunter.
Harness adventure enthusiast.
Get along with dog friends and love sunbathing with them.
Will happily keep you company while respecting your personal bubble.
Have excellent taste in steak and tuna treats.

Cons:
Have the personality of a tiny orange CEO.
Being held? Hard pass... unless I decide otherwise.
Occasionally wake up and choose chaos.
Will absolutely judge your life choices.
Come with built-in commentary. (Translation: I'm chatty, so apartment life with grumpy neighbors probably isn't my calling.)

I'm not the clingy, Velcro kitty who's glued to your lap 24/7. I'm more of a 'we can exist in the same room while I supervise everything you do' kind of companion. Every now and then I'll cash in my cuddle coupon, but I like to keep you guessing.

I'm still young, playful and convinced every teaser toy is my mortal enemy. Backya

Now Accepting Applications for My Emotional Support Human!

Pros:
Extremely adorable.
Professional bug hunter.
Harness adventure enthusiast.
Get along with dog friends and love sunbathing with them.
Will happily keep you company while respecting your personal bubble.
Have excellent taste in steak and tuna treats.

Cons:
Have the personality of a tiny orange CEO.
Being held? Hard pass... unless I decide otherwise.
Occasionally wake up and choose chaos.
Will absolutely judge your life choices.
Come with built-in commentary. (Translation: I'm chatty, so apartment life with grumpy neighbors probably isn't my calling.)

I'm not the clingy, Velcro kitty who's glued to your lap 24/7. I'm more of a 'we can exist in the same room while I supervise everything you do' kind of companion. Every now and then I'll cash in my cuddle coupon, but I like to keep you guessing.

I'm still young, playful and convinced every teaser toy is my mortal enemy. Backyard harness adventures? Count me in. Spider plants? Delicious. Dog friends? The best wrestling partners ever.

Basically, I'm a Sour Patch Kid in cat form — sweet, spicy, hilarious, and guaranteed to keep you entertained.

If you've been looking for a cat with a huge personality instead of a cookie-cutter lap cat, congratulations... your tiny orange diva has arrived!

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