Crab Raccoon

If you have spent any time scrolling through the absolute chaos of Threads lately, you already know the internet is a weird and beautiful place, which is exactly how this gorgeous girl ended up with the name Crab Raccoon. This stunning female tuxedo kitten is dressed for a high society gala but possesses the unhinged, trash panda energy of a viral meme. She is a total glitch in the matrix: she wears a pristine, elegant black and white suit, yet she conducts her daily business with the frantic, scurrying sideways motion of a crab and the chaotic curiosity of a raccoon. Crab Raccoon has a 5 star personality and an absolute refusal to make logical sense, meaning she will happily watch you type a post while plotting to steal your shiny jewelry or pinch your toes from under the couch. If your algorithm is telling you it is time to log off and adopt a delightfully weird, deeply online, and incredibly affectionate little superstar, Crab Raccoon is ready to algorithmically optimize your life!<br/><br/>Kittens UNDER one year of age must be adopted in pairs (unless you already own a young cat and are looking to get it a companion). Cats are very social creatures that do best emotionally and psychologically, with a feline friend. Young kittens are especially needy for time and energy, and can become restless, depressed or aloof without constant playful engagement. <br/><br/>If you do not already own a young kitty for Crab to be besties with, she can be adopted with any other kitten in our listings.<br/><br/>We stand by our "Pairs Rule" so strongly, we never charge a second kitten fee. Two kittens are the same fee as one. <br/><br/>Bringing home a new member of the family is an exciting time. Adopting with Itty Bitty City Kitties is different and unique method of adoption. We believe in what we call the - Fully Supported Adoption Model - Our animals are family when they are fosters with our organization. They are never caged (unless for medical reasons), and are cared for in our homes, socialized, played with, and loved. Animals are fully vetted, vaccinated and sterilized. When they go to their new home, we are available for any texts, calls or questions at any point. We make it our job to make sure your new family fits in puuurrfectly. Once an Itty Kitty, always an Itty Kitty.<br/><br/>Upon adoption we will provide you with their full vet record, as well as the Itty Kitty Kitten Starter Kit. The kit contains a three day supply of all the food they eat, litter materials (for transition at your home), their favorite toys and an adoption photo.

If you have spent any time scrolling through the absolute chaos of Threads lately, you already know the internet is a weird and beautiful place, which is exactly how this gorgeous girl ended up with the name Crab Raccoon. This stunning female tuxedo kitten is dressed for a high society gala but possesses the unhinged, trash panda energy of a viral meme. She is a total glitch in the matrix: she wears a pristine, elegant black and white suit, yet she conducts her daily business with the frantic, scurrying sideways motion of a crab and the chaotic curiosity of a raccoon. Crab Raccoon has a 5 star personality and an absolute refusal to make logical sense, meaning she will happily watch you type a post while plotting to steal your shiny jewelry or pinch your toes from under the couch. If your algorithm is telling you it is time to log off and adopt a delightfully weird, deeply online, and incredibly affectionate little superstar, Crab Raccoon is ready to algorithmically optimize your life!

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If you have spent any time scrolling through the absolute chaos of Threads lately, you already know the internet is a weird and beautiful place, which is exactly how this gorgeous girl ended up with the name Crab Raccoon. This stunning female tuxedo kitten is dressed for a high society gala but possesses the unhinged, trash panda energy of a viral meme. She is a total glitch in the matrix: she wears a pristine, elegant black and white suit, yet she conducts her daily business with the frantic, scurrying sideways motion of a crab and the chaotic curiosity of a raccoon. Crab Raccoon has a 5 star personality and an absolute refusal to make logical sense, meaning she will happily watch you type a post while plotting to steal your shiny jewelry or pinch your toes from under the couch. If your algorithm is telling you it is time to log off and adopt a delightfully weird, deeply online, and incredibly affectionate little superstar, Crab Raccoon is ready to algorithmically optimize your life!

Kittens UNDER one year of age must be adopted in pairs (unless you already own a young cat and are looking to get it a companion). Cats are very social creatures that do best emotionally and psychologically, with a feline friend. Young kittens are especially needy for time and energy, and can become restless, depressed or aloof without constant playful engagement.

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