Bodhi

Hello, my fellow Americans! In the words of JFK I ask not what my country can do for me, but rather, what I can do for my country. Yes, me, a young mini lop rabbit. Once I am adopted I, too, can indeed serve my country. I will inspire my household patriots (adopters) to honor the values of democracy (free roaming) and to serve their nation (bunny) as best they can. <br/><br/>While every American is guaranteed the rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, as a rabbit I aspire to have the right of leafy greens, free roaming space, and the pursuit of binkyiness. The Bunny Bill of Rights is as follows:<br/><br/>First: Protects a bunny's right to an adequate, roomy and safe quarters within a home where bunny has optimal location to address his patriots (or ignore them) at his own will at which time bunny will retreat to established hidey boxes or cardboard shelter. <br/><br/>Second: Guarantees a bunny's right to have unlimited access to timothy hay, pellets, fresh water served in a bowl and crisp, daily salads. It is prohibited to deny bunny of any or all treats in the<br/><br/>Third: Ensures a bunny's right to receive pets, massages and back rubs many times a day however, such acts are prohibited during moments of dining, playing or when on a mission to explore, bunstruct or militarily restore peace. <br/><br/>Fourth: Establishes that bunny will be the head of household such that any and all administrative actions must first consider the best interests of the bunny as paramount to all else. <br/><br/>Fifth: Prohibits cruel and unusual punishment when bunny is off duty as leader and retreats to being a regular bunny that poops, tastes, chews and zoomies of his own free will. Punishment includes, but is not limited to withholding treats, exhausting playtime or socialization, and/or ignoring the Fourth amendment.<br/><br/>I would like to end with my own, personal Pledge of Allegiance.<br/><br/>"I pledge allegiance, as a bunny, of the United States of America, to always use my litter box as I was trained, and to republic that adopts and loves me, I offer nose bonks, flops and binkies to all."<br/><br/>If you are interested in finding out more about Bodhi and/or think you can honor his Bunny Bill of Rights please use the links below to contact us or to complete an application. We will contact you promptly. <br/><br/>Adoption Application: https://secure.lglforms.com/form_engine/s/Jw0LL5dcHdla3U0Jn2b9jw<br/><br/>BUN email:<br/>www.bunniesunitednetwork@gmail.com

Hello, my fellow Americans! In the words of JFK I ask not what my country can do for me, but rather, what I can do for my country. Yes, me, a young mini lop rabbit. Once I am adopted I, too, can indeed serve my country. I will inspire my household patriots (adopters) to honor the values of democracy (free roaming) and to serve their nation (bunny) as best they can.

While every American is guaranteed the rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, as a rabbit I aspire to have the right of leafy greens, free roaming space, and the pursuit of binkyiness. The Bunny Bill of Rights is as follows:

First: Protects a bunny's right to an adequate, roomy and safe quarters within a home where bunny has optimal location to address his patriots (or ignore them) at his own will at which time bunny will retreat to established hidey boxes or cardboard shelter.

Second: Guarantees a bunny's right to have unlimited access to timothy hay, pellets, fresh water served in a bowl and crisp, daily salads. It is

Hello, my fellow Americans! In the words of JFK I ask not what my country can do for me, but rather, what I can do for my country. Yes, me, a young mini lop rabbit. Once I am adopted I, too, can indeed serve my country. I will inspire my household patriots (adopters) to honor the values of democracy (free roaming) and to serve their nation (bunny) as best they can.

While every American is guaranteed the rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, as a rabbit I aspire to have the right of leafy greens, free roaming space, and the pursuit of binkyiness. The Bunny Bill of Rights is as follows:

First: Protects a bunny's right to an adequate, roomy and safe quarters within a home where bunny has optimal location to address his patriots (or ignore them) at his own will at which time bunny will retreat to established hidey boxes or cardboard shelter.

Second: Guarantees a bunny's right to have unlimited access to timothy hay, pellets, fresh water served in a bowl and crisp, daily salads. It is prohibited to deny bunny of any or all treats in the

Third: Ensures a bunny's right to receive pets, massages and back rubs many times a day however, such acts are prohibited during moments of dining, playing or when on a mission to explore, bunstruct or militarily restore peace.

Fourth: Establishes that bunny will be the head of household such that any and all administrative ac