Yookie

YO YO YOOKIE <br/><br/>3 years old. 80 lbs. Bulldog. Built like a baked potato with concerningly fast legs.<br/><br/>Yookie is currently in his water + fetch era <br/><br/>Pool? He's in it.<br/>Puddle? Also in it.<br/>Body of water absolutely not intended for him? IN IT.<br/><br/>He requires his own $10 kiddie pool, a steady supply of hard-chewer toys, and someone willing to throw his ball until further notice.<br/><br/>He's also a full-time comedian. Whether he means to be funny is unclear, but simply existing in that body while making the choices he makes is honestly enough. <br/><br/>Yookie does best with calm dog friends and may be a little too much potato for young kids. He's potty trained, crate trained, neutered, vaccinated, microchipped and fostered in Bellingham, WA.<br/><br/>Basically, he's 80 lbs of certified thicc, giant squishy swamp creature looking for someone to fund his aquatic lifestyle, throw his ball and tell him he's handsome every day.<br/><br/>Yo yo Yookie... where are your people?

YO YO YOOKIE

3 years old. 80 lbs. Bulldog. Built like a baked potato with concerningly fast legs.

Yookie is currently in his water + fetch era

Pool? He's in it.
Puddle? Also in it.
Body of water absolutely not intended for him? IN IT.

He requires his own $10 kiddie pool, a steady supply of hard-chewer toys, and someone willing to throw his ball until further notice.

He's also a full-time comedian. Whether he means to be funny is unclear, but simply existing in that body while making the choices he makes is honestly enough.

Yookie does best with calm dog friends and may be a little too much potato for young kids. He's potty trained, crate trained, neutered, vaccinated, microchipped and fostered in Bellingham, WA.

Basically, he's 80 lbs of certified thicc, giant squishy swamp creature looking for someone to fund his aquatic lifestyle, throw his ball and tell him he's handsome every day.

Yo yo Yookie... where are your people?

YO YO YOOKIE

3 years old. 80 lbs. Bulldog. Built like a baked potato with concerningly fast legs.

Yookie is currently in his water + fetch era

Pool? He's in it.
Puddle? Also in it.
Body of water absolutely not intended for him? IN IT.

He requires his own $10 kiddie pool, a steady supply of hard-chewer toys, and someone willing to throw his ball until further notice.

He's also a full-time comedian. Whether he means to be funny is unclear, but simply existing in that body while making the choices he makes is honestly enough.

Yookie does best with calm dog friends and may be a little too much potato for young kids. He's potty trained, crate trained, neutered, vaccinated, microchipped and fostered in Bellingham, WA.

Basically, he's 80 lbs of certified thicc, giant squishy swamp creature looking for someone to fund his aquatic lifestyle, throw his ball and tell him he's handsome every day.

Yo yo Yookie... where are your people?