Wednesday

Most of humanity remains under investigation.<br/>The evidence is not encouraging.<br/><br/>Wednesday would like it known that she did not volunteer to be available for adoption. Unfortunately, the humans insist that finding a forever home requires something called "marketing."<br/><br/>Wednesday believes trust should be earned, personal space should be respected, and strangers should be viewed with a healthy amount of skepticism. She is not interested in reckless optimism, unsolicited touching, or people who think every dog wants to be immediately scooped up and cuddled.<br/><br/>She prefers to conduct a thorough investigation before deciding whether you are worthy of her attention.<br/><br/>Some may call her cautious.<br/>Wednesday prefers "appropriately suspicious."<br/>She does not give permission lightly. Touch her without consent and you may find yourself becoming the missing part of Thing.<br/><br/>Fortunately, those who earn her approval discover a loyal companion hiding beneath all the judgment. Wednesday enjoys quiet company, cozy naps, and keeping a watchful eye on everything happening around her kingdom. She is the kind of dog who forms deep bonds with her people and takes her responsibilities as household supervisor very seriously.<br/><br/>Wednesday is currently accepting applications for permanent staff. Successful candidates must provide comfortable sleeping arrangements, appropriate snack distribution, and an understanding that trust is earned, not demanded.

Most of humanity remains under investigation.
The evidence is not encouraging.

Wednesday would like it known that she did not volunteer to be available for adoption. Unfortunately, the humans insist that finding a forever home requires something called "marketing."

Wednesday believes trust should be earned, personal space should be respected, and strangers should be viewed with a healthy amount of skepticism. She is not interested in reckless optimism, unsolicited touching, or people who think every dog wants to be immediately scooped up and cuddled.

She prefers to conduct a thorough investigation before deciding whether you are worthy of her attention.

Some may call her cautious.
Wednesday prefers "appropriately suspicious."
She does not give permission lightly. Touch her without consent and you may find yourself becoming the missing part of Thing.

Fortunately, those who earn her approval discover a loyal companion hiding beneath all the judgment. Wednesday enjoys qui

Most of humanity remains under investigation.
The evidence is not encouraging.

Wednesday would like it known that she did not volunteer to be available for adoption. Unfortunately, the humans insist that finding a forever home requires something called "marketing."

Wednesday believes trust should be earned, personal space should be respected, and strangers should be viewed with a healthy amount of skepticism. She is not interested in reckless optimism, unsolicited touching, or people who think every dog wants to be immediately scooped up and cuddled.

She prefers to conduct a thorough investigation before deciding whether you are worthy of her attention.

Some may call her cautious.
Wednesday prefers "appropriately suspicious."
She does not give permission lightly. Touch her without consent and you may find yourself becoming the missing part of Thing.

Fortunately, those who earn her approval discover a loyal companion hiding beneath all the judgment. Wednesday enjoys quiet company, cozy naps, and keeping a watchful eye on everything happening around her kingdom. She is the kind of dog who forms deep bonds with her people and takes her responsibilities as household supervisor very seriously.

Wednesday is currently accepting applications for permanent staff. Successful candidates must provide comfortable sleeping arrangements, appropriate snack distributio