Walter

HI. HELLO. IT IS ME. WALTER. <br/>Age: 4 Shepherd mix Full-time Lover Boy, Part-time Snack Inspector<br/>I have been told I need to introduce myself politely but I feel like you should first know this:<br/>I WILL LOVE YOU IMMEDIATELY.<br/>There is no trial period. There is no getting to know you.<br/>You arrive I lean we are bonded for life.<br/>My specialties include:<br/> Full-body hugs (surprise edition)<br/> Dramatic leaning (I become one with you)<br/> Eye contact that feels like a soul contract<br/> Kisses. So many kisses. Youre welcome.<br/>I am also VERY SMART. I know sit, down, and shake, and I will perform them like Im in a talent show if snacks are involved (they should always be involved).<br/>Speaking of snacks...<br/>I love them. Deeply. Spiritually. We can bond over this.<br/>I like other dogs (big, small, medium Im inclusive), I love car rides (windows down? ears flapping? yes please), and I stand very still for grooming because I am a gentleman.<br/>Now. Important life update:<br/>I am looking for a home with no young children.<br/>They make me nervous, and I dont trust them. Im working on being brave, but I need a home where I feel safe and understood.<br/>What I do need is:<br/> My person (or people)<br/> Snuggles. Constantly.<br/> A bed I will absolutely assume is ours<br/> Someone who doesnt mind that I have no concept of personal space<br/>I will:<br/> Follow you everywhere<br/> Sit on you (yes, I am aware of my size, no, I will not be changing)<br/> Love you with my whole entire being<br/> Remind you daily that you are my favorite thing ever<br/>If you want a dog who is cool, distant, and independent...<br/>I am not that man.<br/>If you want a dog who loves like its his LIFE PURPOSE?<br/>Hi. Its me. Im your guy.

HI. HELLO. IT IS ME. WALTER.
Age: 4 Shepherd mix Full-time Lover Boy, Part-time Snack Inspector
I have been told I need to introduce myself politely but I feel like you should first know this:
I WILL LOVE YOU IMMEDIATELY.
There is no trial period. There is no getting to know you.
You arrive I lean we are bonded for life.
My specialties include:
Full-body hugs (surprise edition)
Dramatic leaning (I become one with you)
Eye contact that feels like a soul contract
Kisses. So many kisses. Youre welcome.
I am also VERY SMART. I know sit, down, and shake, and I will perform them like Im in a talent show if snacks are involved (they should always be involved).
Speaking of snacks...
I love them. Deeply. Spiritually. We can bond over this.
I like other dogs (big, small, medium Im inclusive), I love car rides (windows down? ears flapping? yes please), and I stand very still for grooming because I am a gentleman.
Now. Important life update:
I am looking for a hom

HI. HELLO. IT IS ME. WALTER.
Age: 4 Shepherd mix Full-time Lover Boy, Part-time Snack Inspector
I have been told I need to introduce myself politely but I feel like you should first know this:
I WILL LOVE YOU IMMEDIATELY.
There is no trial period. There is no getting to know you.
You arrive I lean we are bonded for life.
My specialties include:
Full-body hugs (surprise edition)
Dramatic leaning (I become one with you)
Eye contact that feels like a soul contract
Kisses. So many kisses. Youre welcome.
I am also VERY SMART. I know sit, down, and shake, and I will perform them like Im in a talent show if snacks are involved (they should always be involved).
Speaking of snacks...
I love them. Deeply. Spiritually. We can bond over this.
I like other dogs (big, small, medium Im inclusive), I love car rides (windows down? ears flapping? yes please), and I stand very still for grooming because I am a gentleman.
Now. Important life update:
I am looking for a home with no young children.
They make me nervous, and I dont trust them. Im working on being brave, but I need a home where I feel safe and understood.
What I do need is:
My person (or people)
Snuggles. Constantly.
A bed I will absolutely assume is ours
Someone who doesnt mind that I have no concept of personal space
I will:
Follow you everywhere
Sit on you