Walnut

WALNUT HERE. PROFESSIONAL MENACE. CERTIFIED GOOD BOY. <br/>Listen, I've grown up in the shelter, so at this point I'm basically an employee who has never received a paycheck. I demand compensation. Preferably in the form of treats and a forever home. <br/>I have approximately 97,000 units of energy and ZERO plans to use them responsibly. I love other dogs, I love playing, I love running around like my butt is on fire, and I firmly believe personal space is a government conspiracy.<br/>Am I a good boy? ABSOLUTELY.<br/>Am I calm? That feels like a very personal question.<br/>I've spent my whole life waiting for someone to look at my goofy face and say, "Yep. That lunatic belongs in my house." <br/>So come adopt me. I'll bring the entertainment, the zoomies, the questionable decisions, and a lifetime supply of love.<br/>Sincerely,<br/>Walnut <br/>CEO of Chaos. President of Shenanigans. Still somehow a VERY GOOD BOY.

WALNUT HERE. PROFESSIONAL MENACE. CERTIFIED GOOD BOY.
Listen, I've grown up in the shelter, so at this point I'm basically an employee who has never received a paycheck. I demand compensation. Preferably in the form of treats and a forever home.
I have approximately 97,000 units of energy and ZERO plans to use them responsibly. I love other dogs, I love playing, I love running around like my butt is on fire, and I firmly believe personal space is a government conspiracy.
Am I a good boy? ABSOLUTELY.
Am I calm? That feels like a very personal question.
I've spent my whole life waiting for someone to look at my goofy face and say, "Yep. That lunatic belongs in my house."
So come adopt me. I'll bring the entertainment, the zoomies, the questionable decisions, and a lifetime supply of love.
Sincerely,
Walnut
CEO of Chaos. President of Shenanigans. Still somehow a VERY GOOD BOY.

WALNUT HERE. PROFESSIONAL MENACE. CERTIFIED GOOD BOY.
Listen, I've grown up in the shelter, so at this point I'm basically an employee who has never received a paycheck. I demand compensation. Preferably in the form of treats and a forever home.
I have approximately 97,000 units of energy and ZERO plans to use them responsibly. I love other dogs, I love playing, I love running around like my butt is on fire, and I firmly believe personal space is a government conspiracy.
Am I a good boy? ABSOLUTELY.
Am I calm? That feels like a very personal question.
I've spent my whole life waiting for someone to look at my goofy face and say, "Yep. That lunatic belongs in my house."
So come adopt me. I'll bring the entertainment, the zoomies, the questionable decisions, and a lifetime supply of love.
Sincerely,
Walnut
CEO of Chaos. President of Shenanigans. Still somehow a VERY GOOD BOY.