Wally

Meet Wally: Professional Couch Companion and Part-Time Rabbit Impersonator.<br/><br/>The Stats: Goofy, Chill, Built like a Basset Hound.<br/><br/>Those soft, doughy ears? They're basically stress balls that happen to be attached to a dog. You'll find yourself kneading them during Zoom calls, much to your coworkers' confusion. <br/><br/>His huge front paws paired with those hilariously short front legs create what we've scientifically classified as "The Pitter Patter Dance of Unbridled Joy." Picture a wind-up toy crossed with tap shoes. It's absurd. It's delightful. You'll film it daily. And the zoomies? This boy transforms into a rabbit who watched 8 Seconds one too many times and decided bucking bronco was his true calling. But here's the thing about Wally... he reads the room. Working from home? He's your silent business partner. Netflix marathon? He won't harsh your mellow. He's got a PhD in Knowing When It's Time to Relax. <br/><br/>Bonus: Green eyes, gloriously wrinkly face (prime squishing territory), gets along with every dog ever. Wally's looking for someone who appreciates the finer things: ear rolls, enthusiasm dances, and a nap buddy with aspirations of being a bucking bronco. <br/><br/>Apply today. Your hands miss those ears already.

Meet Wally: Professional Couch Companion and Part-Time Rabbit Impersonator.

The Stats: Goofy, Chill, Built like a Basset Hound.

Those soft, doughy ears? They're basically stress balls that happen to be attached to a dog. You'll find yourself kneading them during Zoom calls, much to your coworkers' confusion.

His huge front paws paired with those hilariously short front legs create what we've scientifically classified as "The Pitter Patter Dance of Unbridled Joy." Picture a wind-up toy crossed with tap shoes. It's absurd. It's delightful. You'll film it daily. And the zoomies? This boy transforms into a rabbit who watched 8 Seconds one too many times and decided bucking bronco was his true calling. But here's the thing about Wally... he reads the room. Working from home? He's your silent business partner. Netflix marathon? He won't harsh your mellow. He's got a PhD in Knowing When It's Time to Relax.

Bonus: Green eyes, gloriously wrinkly face (prime squishing territory),

Meet Wally: Professional Couch Companion and Part-Time Rabbit Impersonator.

The Stats: Goofy, Chill, Built like a Basset Hound.

Those soft, doughy ears? They're basically stress balls that happen to be attached to a dog. You'll find yourself kneading them during Zoom calls, much to your coworkers' confusion.

His huge front paws paired with those hilariously short front legs create what we've scientifically classified as "The Pitter Patter Dance of Unbridled Joy." Picture a wind-up toy crossed with tap shoes. It's absurd. It's delightful. You'll film it daily. And the zoomies? This boy transforms into a rabbit who watched 8 Seconds one too many times and decided bucking bronco was his true calling. But here's the thing about Wally... he reads the room. Working from home? He's your silent business partner. Netflix marathon? He won't harsh your mellow. He's got a PhD in Knowing When It's Time to Relax.

Bonus: Green eyes, gloriously wrinkly face (prime squishing territory), gets along with every dog ever. Wally's looking for someone who appreciates the finer things: ear rolls, enthusiasm dances, and a nap buddy with aspirations of being a bucking bronco.

Apply today. Your hands miss those ears already.