Vada

Emerging from the depths of her enchanted kiddie pool, Vada the Troll Queen is here to claim your backyard, your hose, and your heart. This mischievous little gremlin is equal parts sass, splash, and snuggle (on her terms, of course). She's a one-of-a-kind, hose-chasing, Kong-chomping legend--and she's looking for a loyal human to serve as her humble subject.<br/><br/>Vada's ideal kingdom includes:<br/> * A hose with good water pressure (the royal fountain, obviously)<br/> * A steady supply of Kongs (the sacred treasure of her people)<br/> * Zero other dogs (she's a solo troll, thank you very much)<br/> * Cats who know their place (bow or be batted at)<br/> * Minimal manfolk (she finds them suspicious)<br/><br/>She may be wary of strange humans (especially tall, loud ones), but once you're accepted into her inner swamp circle, Vada is fiercely loyal and surprisingly sweet. She'll keep your yard safe from rogue sprinklers, overconfident squirrels, and any unauthorized lawn gnomes.<br/><br/>Vada is not here to win "Miss Congeniality." She's here to rule, splash, and chew rubbery things until they squeak no more. If you're looking for a gentle, dainty flower--keep walking. But if you're ready to bow before the chaos goblin queen and laugh every day at her swampy shenanigans, your highness awaits.<br/><br/>Long live Vada. Bring snacks.More information? Call Marion Area Humane Society at 740-389-6548 or email at manager@mahspets.org

Emerging from the depths of her enchanted kiddie pool, Vada the Troll Queen is here to claim your backyard, your hose, and your heart. This mischievous little gremlin is equal parts sass, splash, and snuggle (on her terms, of course). She's a one-of-a-kind, hose-chasing, Kong-chomping legend--and she's looking for a loyal human to serve as her humble subject.

Vada's ideal kingdom includes:
* A hose with good water pressure (the royal fountain, obviously)
* A steady supply of Kongs (the sacred treasure of her people)
* Zero other dogs (she's a solo troll, thank you very much)
* Cats who know their place (bow or be batted at)
* Minimal manfolk (she finds them suspicious)

She may be wary of strange humans (especially tall, loud ones), but once you're accepted into her inner swamp circle, Vada is fiercely loyal and surprisingly sweet. She'll keep your yard safe from rogue sprinklers, overconfident squirrels, and any unauthorized lawn gnomes.

Vada is not here to win "Miss Congen

Emerging from the depths of her enchanted kiddie pool, Vada the Troll Queen is here to claim your backyard, your hose, and your heart. This mischievous little gremlin is equal parts sass, splash, and snuggle (on her terms, of course). She's a one-of-a-kind, hose-chasing, Kong-chomping legend--and she's looking for a loyal human to serve as her humble subject.

Vada's ideal kingdom includes:
* A hose with good water pressure (the royal fountain, obviously)
* A steady supply of Kongs (the sacred treasure of her people)
* Zero other dogs (she's a solo troll, thank you very much)
* Cats who know their place (bow or be batted at)
* Minimal manfolk (she finds them suspicious)

She may be wary of strange humans (especially tall, loud ones), but once you're accepted into her inner swamp circle, Vada is fiercely loyal and surprisingly sweet. She'll keep your yard safe from rogue sprinklers, overconfident squirrels, and any unauthorized lawn gnomes.

Vada is not here to win "Miss Congeniality." She's here to rule, splash, and chew rubbery things until they squeak no more. If you're looking for a gentle, dainty flower--keep walking. But if you're ready to bow before the chaos goblin queen and laugh every day at her swampy shenanigans, your highness awaits.

Long live Vada. Bring snacks.More information? Call Marion Area Humane Society at 740-389-6548 or email at manager@m