Trick

TRICK’S DATING PROFILE <br/>Seekin Trick — Seeking One Woman, No Roommates: One Woman. No Roommates. No Nonsense. <br/><br/>Meet Trick, a 3-year-old, 12–15 lb Dachshund mix with gorgeous brindle coloring, short legs, a big brain and approximately 47 pounds of personality packed into a 12-pound body.<br/><br/>Trick came from the infamous Union County hoarding case where 92 dogs were living in a single-wide trailer.<br/><br/>Yes. NINETY-TWO.<br/><br/>Trick was one of the older dogs, so we have a sneaking suspicion she may have been the matriarch of the trailer.<br/><br/>And frankly?<br/><br/>It shows. <br/><br/> She has opinions.<br/> She knows what she wants.<br/> She knows what she DOESN’T want.<br/> And after living with 91 roommates, she would like to formally announce that she is DONE WITH COMMUNAL LIVING.<br/><br/>Trick is looking for an ONLY-DOG HOME, preferably with a woman who is retired, works from home or is simply a homebody looking for a tiny brindle sidekick.<br/><br/>Her résumé:<br/><br/> Loving and extremely devoted to her chosen person.<br/><br/> Smart and knows basic commands.<br/><br/> Clean in her kennel when kept on a good schedule.<br/><br/> Has a 401(k), but it's food.<br/>Trick still hides food for later. After competing with 91 other dogs, she apparently believes strongly in maintaining an emergency snack fund.<br/><br/> Part Dachshund. Part Houdini.<br/>This girl is an escape artist. Secure doors, gates and fencing are a MUST. If there's a loophole, Trick has probably already retained counsel and found it.<br/><br/> Selective about people.<br/>Trick does not believe every stranger deserves immediate access to Trick. Introductions should be slow and respectful.<br/><br/> Can be jealous.<br/>If you're her person, you're HER person. She did not survive the Trailer of 92 to spend her golden years watching you cuddle some other dog.<br/><br/> Occasionally spicy.<br/>We could call her “temperamental,” but Trick prefers a woman who knows her own mind.<br/><br/>Trick is NOT looking for a bustling household, a revolving door of visitors, a dog park social calendar or six canine siblings.<br/><br/>Been there. Done that. Times 91.<br/><br/>Her dream life is much simpler:<br/><br/> Quiet home<br/> One special woman<br/> Plenty of together time<br/> Reliable snacks<br/> A good routine<br/> Security worthy of Fort Knox<br/> ZERO canine roommates<br/><br/>She's funny, complicated, loving, bossy, smart, loyal and just a little bit ridiculous.<br/><br/>In other words, Trick isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea.<br/><br/>But somewhere out there is a woman reading this thinking:<br/><br/>"Actually... she sounds perfect."<br/><br/>THAT'S WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR. <br/><br/>After sharing a single-wide trailer with 91 dogs, Trick isn't asking for the world.<br/><br/>She's just asking to finally have one all to herself.

TRICK’S DATING PROFILE
Seekin Trick — Seeking One Woman, No Roommates: One Woman. No Roommates. No Nonsense.

Meet Trick, a 3-year-old, 12–15 lb Dachshund mix with gorgeous brindle coloring, short legs, a big brain and approximately 47 pounds of personality packed into a 12-pound body.

Trick came from the infamous Union County hoarding case where 92 dogs were living in a single-wide trailer.

Yes. NINETY-TWO.

Trick was one of the older dogs, so we have a sneaking suspicion she may have been the matriarch of the trailer.

And frankly?

It shows.

She has opinions.
She knows what she wants.
She knows what she DOESN’T want.
And after living with 91 roommates, she would like to formally announce that she is DONE WITH COMMUNAL LIVING.

Trick is looking for an ONLY-DOG HOME, preferably with a woman who is retired, works from home or is simply a homebody looking for a tiny brindle sidekick.

Her résumé:

Loving and extremely de

TRICK’S DATING PROFILE
Seekin Trick — Seeking One Woman, No Roommates: One Woman. No Roommates. No Nonsense.

Meet Trick, a 3-year-old, 12–15 lb Dachshund mix with gorgeous brindle coloring, short legs, a big brain and approximately 47 pounds of personality packed into a 12-pound body.

Trick came from the infamous Union County hoarding case where 92 dogs were living in a single-wide trailer.

Yes. NINETY-TWO.

Trick was one of the older dogs, so we have a sneaking suspicion she may have been the matriarch of the trailer.

And frankly?

It shows.

She has opinions.
She knows what she wants.
She knows what she DOESN’T want.
And after living with 91 roommates, she would like to formally announce that she is DONE WITH COMMUNAL LIVING.

Trick is looking for an ONLY-DOG HOME, preferably with a woman who is retired, works from home or is simply a homebody looking for a tiny brindle sidekick.

Her résumé:

Loving and extremely devoted to her chosen person.

Smart and knows basic commands.

Clean in her kennel when kept on a good schedule.

Has a 401(k), but it's food.
Trick still hides food for later. After competing with 91 other dogs, she apparently believes strongly in maintaining an emergency snack fund.

Part Dachshund. Part Houdini.
This girl is an escape artist. Secure do