Sweet Potato

If you were a potato, you’d be my sweet potato<br/><br/> I demand to be your screensaver. <br/>I’m classy, sassy, and a little bit badass-y.<br/> No one dulls my sparkle.<br/> I’m a rainbow in someone’s cloud and basically free therapy.<br/> Paws down, I’ll be your best friend.<br/> Crazy hair, don’t care.<br/> Big heart, endless joy.<br/> Your favorite kind of chaos... with a little stalking on the side.<br/> I only poop Tootsie Rolls and lemonade. You’re welcome.<br/> I fit in your purse, and what happens in the purse stays in the purse.<br/> I have ONE tooth. She’s my pride and joy.<br/> I only need a few tablespoons of food to maintain this fabulous 4lb figure.<br/><br/>I’m tiny, ridiculous, sparkly, and convinced the world revolves around me. I’m not wrong.<br/><br/>I’m the senior citizen in the group home that gets the party started I win the dance contests, clean house at bingo, I sometimes sneak an extra Jell-O cup out of the cafeteria. No wonder I sleep all day... I stay booked and busy<br/><br/>Now I’m looking for my forever mommy or daddy. <br/>References required. I don’t make the rules. <br/><br/>Think you’re worthy of my tiny, toothy, chaotic little heart? Apply to adopt me! <br/>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdc9IlMzlBqTTpXA9n5-AGb7XoE2Ru0ypKCP1q3VjNRGWloOQ/viewform

If you were a potato, you’d be my sweet potato

I demand to be your screensaver.
I’m classy, sassy, and a little bit badass-y.
No one dulls my sparkle.
I’m a rainbow in someone’s cloud and basically free therapy.
Paws down, I’ll be your best friend.
Crazy hair, don’t care.
Big heart, endless joy.
Your favorite kind of chaos... with a little stalking on the side.
I only poop Tootsie Rolls and lemonade. You’re welcome.
I fit in your purse, and what happens in the purse stays in the purse.
I have ONE tooth. She’s my pride and joy.
I only need a few tablespoons of food to maintain this fabulous 4lb figure.

I’m tiny, ridiculous, sparkly, and convinced the world revolves around me. I’m not wrong.

I’m the senior citizen in the group home that gets the party started I win the dance contests, clean house at bingo, I sometimes sneak an extra Jell-O cup out of the cafeteria. No wonder I sleep all day... I stay booked and busy

Now I’m looking for

If you were a potato, you’d be my sweet potato

I demand to be your screensaver.
I’m classy, sassy, and a little bit badass-y.
No one dulls my sparkle.
I’m a rainbow in someone’s cloud and basically free therapy.
Paws down, I’ll be your best friend.
Crazy hair, don’t care.
Big heart, endless joy.
Your favorite kind of chaos... with a little stalking on the side.
I only poop Tootsie Rolls and lemonade. You’re welcome.
I fit in your purse, and what happens in the purse stays in the purse.
I have ONE tooth. She’s my pride and joy.
I only need a few tablespoons of food to maintain this fabulous 4lb figure.

I’m tiny, ridiculous, sparkly, and convinced the world revolves around me. I’m not wrong.

I’m the senior citizen in the group home that gets the party started I win the dance contests, clean house at bingo, I sometimes sneak an extra Jell-O cup out of the cafeteria. No wonder I sleep all day... I stay booked and busy

Now I’m looking for my forever mommy or daddy.
References required. I don’t make the rules.

Think you’re worthy of my tiny, toothy, chaotic little heart? Apply to adopt me!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdc9IlMzlBqTTpXA9n5-AGb7XoE2Ru0ypKCP1q3VjNRGWloOQ/viewform