Stuart

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: LEGENDARY LOOT DROP – STUART THE CHUG <br/><br/>Class: Pocket-Sized Heart Thief<br/><br/>Breed: Chug (Chihuahua + Pug)<br/><br/>Age: 10 Months<br/><br/>Rarity: Mythic Cute<br/><br/>You have encountered a rare spawn.<br/><br/> Passive Ability: Level 80 Cuteness<br/><br/>Stuart arrives fully armored in velvet fur, dramatic natural eyeliner, and a heroic underbite forged in the fires of Adorable Mountain. Side effects include spontaneous squealing, strangers whispering “Is that real?” and uncontrollable smiling. Resistance is futile.<br/><br/> Skill Tree Upgrade: Level 87 Manners<br/><br/>Despite his tender age, this young champion has logged zero potty accidents in his foster dungeon. Rumor has it he may already understand the ancient Bell of Outside. Intelligence stat confirmed high. He learns fast and aims to please.<br/><br/> Ultimate Ability: Level 90 Snuggleability<br/><br/>Once you pass the Trust Quest, Stuart unlocks his ultimate move:<br/><br/>• Precision Kisses<br/><br/>• Targeted Lap Deployment<br/><br/>• Continuous Proximity Mode<br/><br/>He will follow you like a loyal squire, requesting scratches as tribute. Declining is not recommended.<br/><br/> WARNING:<br/><br/>Handling this magnitude of cute without prior training may result in:<br/><br/>• Sudden fits of joy<br/><br/>• Excessive photo storage usage<br/><br/>• Bragging to coworkers<br/><br/>• Saying “look at him” at least 47 times per hour<br/><br/> QUEST AVAILABLE:<br/><br/>If you believe your home base is equipped to house a Level 90 Snuggle Companion, present yourself for evaluation.<br/><br/> Meet Stuart this Saturday at PetSmart at Park Meadows from 11-3. To get pre approved, please fill out the adoption application at Trevorsanimalrescue.com<br/><br/>Legendary companions do not remain unclaimed for long. Roll initiative.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: LEGENDARY LOOT DROP – STUART THE CHUG

Class: Pocket-Sized Heart Thief

Breed: Chug (Chihuahua + Pug)

Age: 10 Months

Rarity: Mythic Cute

You have encountered a rare spawn.

Passive Ability: Level 80 Cuteness

Stuart arrives fully armored in velvet fur, dramatic natural eyeliner, and a heroic underbite forged in the fires of Adorable Mountain. Side effects include spontaneous squealing, strangers whispering “Is that real?” and uncontrollable smiling. Resistance is futile.

Skill Tree Upgrade: Level 87 Manners

Despite his tender age, this young champion has logged zero potty accidents in his foster dungeon. Rumor has it he may already understand the ancient Bell of Outside. Intelligence stat confirmed high. He learns fast and aims to please.

Ultimate Ability: Level 90 Snuggleability

Once you pass the Trust Quest, Stuart unlocks his ultimate move:

• Precision Kisses

• Targeted Lap Deployment<

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: LEGENDARY LOOT DROP – STUART THE CHUG

Class: Pocket-Sized Heart Thief

Breed: Chug (Chihuahua + Pug)

Age: 10 Months

Rarity: Mythic Cute

You have encountered a rare spawn.

Passive Ability: Level 80 Cuteness

Stuart arrives fully armored in velvet fur, dramatic natural eyeliner, and a heroic underbite forged in the fires of Adorable Mountain. Side effects include spontaneous squealing, strangers whispering “Is that real?” and uncontrollable smiling. Resistance is futile.

Skill Tree Upgrade: Level 87 Manners

Despite his tender age, this young champion has logged zero potty accidents in his foster dungeon. Rumor has it he may already understand the ancient Bell of Outside. Intelligence stat confirmed high. He learns fast and aims to please.

Ultimate Ability: Level 90 Snuggleability

Once you pass the Trust Quest, Stuart unlocks his ultimate move:

• Precision Kisses

• Targeted Lap Deployment

• Continuous Proximity Mode

He will follow you like a loyal squire, requesting scratches as tribute. Declining is not recommended.

WARNING:

Handling this magnitude of cute without prior training may result in:

• Sudden fits of joy

• Excessive photo storage usage

• Bragging to coworkers

• Saying “look at him” at least 47 times