Scooter

Who wants a 7lb, male, 5 yr old, Scooter?<br/><br/>Who wants a fierce little dog who looks like he stuck his nose straight into an electric socket? ⚡<br/><br/>Scooter is small, spicy, and very sure of himself.<br/><br/>He loves hard—but when he’s done, he’s done. And if you miss his cues, he won’t hesitate to give you a tiny “excuse me, no thank you” nip to make his point. Communication is important, folks.<br/><br/>Scooter is for people fluent in Spicy Little Dog Syndrome. If you respect boundaries, read body language, and appreciate a dog with opinions, you might just be his person.<br/><br/>🐶 Dog-friendly with dogs of all sizes—especially ones who can tolerate his attitude and correct him when needed (don’t worry, he’s all bark).<br/><br/>🐱 Cat-approved—he can live with cats who are willing to slap him into humility when required.<br/><br/>🛏️ Velcro sleeper—Scooter sleeps attached to his people.<br/><br/>🫶 Affection on demand—he begs for pets… until he absolutely does not.<br/><br/>Scooter is hilarious, exhausting, affectionate, and unapologetically himself. A little sweet. A little monster. A whole lot of personality.<br/><br/>Do you dare open your home to this adorable, spicy goblin?<br/>Scooter is ready—and he promises to keep life interesting

Who wants a 7lb, male, 5 yr old, Scooter?

Who wants a fierce little dog who looks like he stuck his nose straight into an electric socket? ⚡

Scooter is small, spicy, and very sure of himself.

He loves hard—but when he’s done, he’s done. And if you miss his cues, he won’t hesitate to give you a tiny “excuse me, no thank you” nip to make his point. Communication is important, folks.

Scooter is for people fluent in Spicy Little Dog Syndrome. If you respect boundaries, read body language, and appreciate a dog with opinions, you might just be his person.

🐶 Dog-friendly with dogs of all sizes—especially ones who can tolerate his attitude and correct him when needed (don’t worry, he’s all bark).

🐱 Cat-approved—he can live with cats who are willing to slap him into humility when required.

🛏️ Velcro sleeper—Scooter sleeps attached to his people.

🫶 Affection on demand—he begs for pets… until he absolutely does not.

Scooter is hilarious, exhausting, af

Who wants a 7lb, male, 5 yr old, Scooter?

Who wants a fierce little dog who looks like he stuck his nose straight into an electric socket? ⚡

Scooter is small, spicy, and very sure of himself.

He loves hard—but when he’s done, he’s done. And if you miss his cues, he won’t hesitate to give you a tiny “excuse me, no thank you” nip to make his point. Communication is important, folks.

Scooter is for people fluent in Spicy Little Dog Syndrome. If you respect boundaries, read body language, and appreciate a dog with opinions, you might just be his person.

🐶 Dog-friendly with dogs of all sizes—especially ones who can tolerate his attitude and correct him when needed (don’t worry, he’s all bark).

🐱 Cat-approved—he can live with cats who are willing to slap him into humility when required.

🛏️ Velcro sleeper—Scooter sleeps attached to his people.

🫶 Affection on demand—he begs for pets… until he absolutely does not.

Scooter is hilarious, exhausting, affectionate, and unapologetically himself. A little sweet. A little monster. A whole lot of personality.

Do you dare open your home to this adorable, spicy goblin?
Scooter is ready—and he promises to keep life interesting