Sandy Dee

Ill take the microphone here. <br/><br/>Hi, Im Sandy Dee. Id like to clear up a few things...<br/><br/>First of all, these are my real ears. No, I dont know why theyre so big. No, I cannot fly. Ive tried.<br/><br/>And my tongue? Listen... I didnt ask for it. Its so big that half the time its just hanging out because it refuses to fit in my mouth. I drool a little, I smile a lot, and I look like I just finished eating the worlds largest peanut butter sandwich. <br/><br/>Now lets talk about my breed. Your guess is as good as mine. German Shepherd? Maybe. Rottweiler? Ive got the eyebrows. Bat? Also possible.<br/><br/>The nice people at R.E.A.L. Rottweiler Rescue looked at my little Rottie eyebrows and said, "Eh... she qualifies." So here I am. <br/><br/>Before rescue, I was found by the sweetest baker. Which, if you ask me, was the greatest missed opportunity of my life. <br/><br/>Youre telling me I was rescued by someone surrounded by fresh bread, cookies, donuts, and cakes ... and I STILL ended up eating dog food? <br/><br/>I feel like I was robbed. <br/><br/>Unfortunately, they couldnt keep me, so they made sure I got somewhere safe. Now Im hanging out with rescue while I search for people who appreciate a dog with satellite dishes attached to her head.<br/><br/>Despite my comedy career, Im actually a really good girl. <br/><br/>I LOVE treats. If snacks were a college degree, Id have my doctorate. <br/><br/>Im young, eager to learn, and every time you teach me something new, I act like I just solved world peace. <br/><br/>Im also working on my food manners. Turns out I dont have to inhale every meal like someone is about to steal it. Who knew? Every day Im learning that my food isnt going anywhere, and Im getting better and better. <br/><br/>I love adventures. I love walks. I love people. I love naps. I love being told Im pretty... even if my ears enter the room five seconds before the rest of me. <br/><br/>What Im really looking for is someone who doesnt mind laughing every single day. Because life is simply more fun when your dog has ears that could catch satellite TV, a tongue with its own zip code, and enough love to fill your entire house. <br/><br/>Adopt me. I promise Ill always listen...<br/><br/>Mostly because its physically impossible not to with these ears. <br/><br/>I really hope to meet you soon!<br/>Cya later! <br/><br/>https://www.realrottweilerrescue.com/dogs/sandy-dee-zkde

Ill take the microphone here.

Hi, Im Sandy Dee. Id like to clear up a few things...

First of all, these are my real ears. No, I dont know why theyre so big. No, I cannot fly. Ive tried.

And my tongue? Listen... I didnt ask for it. Its so big that half the time its just hanging out because it refuses to fit in my mouth. I drool a little, I smile a lot, and I look like I just finished eating the worlds largest peanut butter sandwich.

Now lets talk about my breed. Your guess is as good as mine. German Shepherd? Maybe. Rottweiler? Ive got the eyebrows. Bat? Also possible.

The nice people at R.E.A.L. Rottweiler Rescue looked at my little Rottie eyebrows and said, "Eh... she qualifies." So here I am.

Before rescue, I was found by the sweetest baker. Which, if you ask me, was the greatest missed opportunity of my life.

Youre telling me I was rescued by someone surrounded by fresh bread, cookies, donuts, and cakes ... and I STILL ended up eating dog food?

Ill take the microphone here.

Hi, Im Sandy Dee. Id like to clear up a few things...

First of all, these are my real ears. No, I dont know why theyre so big. No, I cannot fly. Ive tried.

And my tongue? Listen... I didnt ask for it. Its so big that half the time its just hanging out because it refuses to fit in my mouth. I drool a little, I smile a lot, and I look like I just finished eating the worlds largest peanut butter sandwich.

Now lets talk about my breed. Your guess is as good as mine. German Shepherd? Maybe. Rottweiler? Ive got the eyebrows. Bat? Also possible.

The nice people at R.E.A.L. Rottweiler Rescue looked at my little Rottie eyebrows and said, "Eh... she qualifies." So here I am.

Before rescue, I was found by the sweetest baker. Which, if you ask me, was the greatest missed opportunity of my life.

Youre telling me I was rescued by someone surrounded by fresh bread, cookies, donuts, and cakes ... and I STILL ended up eating dog food?

I feel like I was robbed.

Unfortunately, they couldnt keep me, so they made sure I got somewhere safe. Now Im hanging out with rescue while I search for people who appreciate a dog with satellite dishes attached to her head.

Despite my comedy career, Im actually a really good girl.

I LOVE treats. If snacks were a college degree, Id have my doctorate.
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