Ruby

Location: Cincinnati, OH<br/><br/>Food: Hydrolyzed Protein<br/><br/>Medication: NexGard Plus<br/><br/>Hi , my name is Ruby . Let me tell you a little about myself . <br/><br/>First of all, yes... it's true.<br/>I have one ear.<br/>Before you panic, relax. I can still hear you. Sometimes you might need to clap, stomp, or make a little extra effort to get my attention, but if you yell "RUBY," I promise you... I heard that. Probably. Mostly. Enough.<br/><br/>Now let's talk about my personality, because wow.<br/>I am crate trained, potty trained, and professionally hilarious.<br/>I am also extremely good at keeping myself occupied, especially if you meet my one non-negotiable requirement:<br/><br/> An absolutely unhinged supply of Benebones.<br/>I will chew one for an HOUR.<br/>Do not test me.<br/>Do not buy just one.<br/>This is not a suggestion. This is a contract.<br/><br/>I love humans. I will climb directly into your lap and lay down like I've been paying rent there my entire life.<br/>I will also bounce off every piece of furniture in your home like I'm training for the Parkour Championship Finals. Couch, wall, ottoman... nothing is safe.<br/><br/>Dogs?<br/>I like dogs.<br/>But let's be honest... do you like every human you meet? Exactly. Don't judge me.<br/><br/>I'd probably be fine with another dog in the house, HOWEVER...<br/>I will act like a WWE wrestler.<br/>I prefer to be the dominant personality.<br/>I will posture. I will be loud. I will absolutely announce my presence.<br/><br/>Now let's talk about cats.<br/>Listen... we are both taking a risk here.<br/>I don't have enough life experience with cats to confidently say how I'll react, and honestly, I'm curious too.<br/>Could I be chill? Possibly.<br/>Could I be confused? Likely.<br/>Could I stare intensely and make questionable choices? Also possible.<br/>So if you have a cat, just know... we'd all be learning together.<br/><br/>Important medical tea <br/>I have allergies, and those allergies are actually why I had to have surgeries on my ear. So food rules are not optional, they are a lifestyle.<br/>I cannot eat chicken, duck, or turkey.<br/>If it once walked around a farm and went "cluck" or "quack," it is NOT my friend.<br/>Stick to my approved diet and I do great. Ignore it and my body will file a formal complaint.<br/><br/>Humans can take food or bones right out of my mouth, no problem.<br/>If another dog gets near my stuff?<br/>I jump on their back and I will deliver a very passionate, very loud TED Talk about boundaries.<br/><br/>My facial expressions alone are worth the adoption fee.<br/>I will bring you joy all day long just by existing.<br/>I am dramatic. I am expressive. I am basically an emoji in dog form.<br/><br/>So if you're looking for a dog who will:<br/> Sit in your lap<br/> Make you laugh constantly<br/> Chew like it's her job<br/> Bounce off furniture<br/> Wrestle dogs verbally and physicality <br/> Be honest about cats<br/> Respect a strict diet<br/> Hear you most of the time<br/> And stare into your soul with judgment and love<br/><br/>Congratulations.<br/>You found me.<br/><br/>Love,<br/>Ruby <br/>(one ear, unlimited personality)<br/><br/><br/>***Adoption Process***<br/>-All current pets in the home need to be spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines and on veterinarian prescribed flea/tick/heart worm prevention.<br/>-Everyone living in the home, including all resident dogs, must be present at the meet and greet located in the Southwest Ohio area.<br/>-We DO NOT ship dogs!!!

Location: Cincinnati, OH

Food: Hydrolyzed Protein

Medication: NexGard Plus

Hi , my name is Ruby . Let me tell you a little about myself .

First of all, yes... it's true.
I have one ear.
Before you panic, relax. I can still hear you. Sometimes you might need to clap, stomp, or make a little extra effort to get my attention, but if you yell "RUBY," I promise you... I heard that. Probably. Mostly. Enough.

Now let's talk about my personality, because wow.
I am crate trained, potty trained, and professionally hilarious.
I am also extremely good at keeping myself occupied, especially if you meet my one non-negotiable requirement:

An absolutely unhinged supply of Benebones.
I will chew one for an HOUR.
Do not test me.
Do not buy just one.
This is not a suggestion. This is a contract.

I love humans. I will climb directly into your lap and lay down like I've been paying rent there my entire life.
I will also bounce off every piece of

Location: Cincinnati, OH

Food: Hydrolyzed Protein

Medication: NexGard Plus

Hi , my name is Ruby . Let me tell you a little about myself .

First of all, yes... it's true.
I have one ear.
Before you panic, relax. I can still hear you. Sometimes you might need to clap, stomp, or make a little extra effort to get my attention, but if you yell "RUBY," I promise you... I heard that. Probably. Mostly. Enough.

Now let's talk about my personality, because wow.
I am crate trained, potty trained, and professionally hilarious.
I am also extremely good at keeping myself occupied, especially if you meet my one non-negotiable requirement:

An absolutely unhinged supply of Benebones.
I will chew one for an HOUR.
Do not test me.
Do not buy just one.
This is not a suggestion. This is a contract.

I love humans. I will climb directly into your lap and lay down like I've been paying rent there my entire life.
I will also bounce off every piece of furniture in your home like I'm training for the Parkour Championship Finals. Couch, wall, ottoman... nothing is safe.

Dogs?
I like dogs.
But let's be honest... do you like every human you meet? Exactly. Don't judge me.

I'd probably be fine with another dog in the house, HOWEVER...
I will act like a WWE wrestler.
I prefer to be the dominant personality.
I will