Rocco

Meet Rocco! Rocco is a Frenchie of substantial girth and even more substantial vibes. <br/><br/>Rocco is a devoted little sidekick who moves at a very dignified, very unhurried pace. He’s essentially a snail with feelings. Rocco will follow you from room to room, eventually, and settle in for premium snuggles once he’s made his journey from the other room. No mayhem. No zoomies. Just loving stares, naps, and quiet companionship.<br/><br/>He’s happiest being close to his person ~ your shadow, your couch buddy, your emotional support potato. Other dogs? They’re fine, he supposes, and he's happy to use them as pillows. Humans though? Elite. <br/><br/>Rocco is the easiest, happiest old man you’ll ever meet, though he sometimes struggles with his indoor plumbing situation. He’s freshly neutered (so we’re hoping that helps!), but for now, let’s just say the belly band is more of a suggestion than a rule for him - Houdini himself would be impressed by Rocco’s escape artistry when it comes to these contraptions. <br/><br/>As for his personality? A+ character:<br/>- Zoomies after baths (approximately 1.5 MPH).<br/>- Unintentionally deaf and occasionally “selectively blind.”<br/>- Will walk into walls, doors, or just wander off dramatically.<br/>- Refuses to use stairs, prefers to be carted around like he’s room service. <br/>- Enjoys car rides, naps in sunny spots, slow (very slow) strolls, and the concept of snacks.<br/>- Believes in doing absolutely nothing, beautifully.<br/><br/>Comfy beds are also a must, though sometimes he only makes it halfway in. Rocco is a “whatever” kinda guy ~ happy to live life one slow, wobbly hop at a time, as long as he's with you. While his normal speed is 1MPH, he will speed up to 1.5MPH if he loses sight of you, and will even trot up to you once he finally finds you again - which is his equivalent of breaking the sound barrier. He loves being near his human(s) as much as possible, so he's looking for a family of snugglers who will be home with him most of the time (and will let him out for frequent potty breaks to avoid accidents). <br/><br/>If you’re looking for a slow, steady, deeply loyal best friend who believes quality time means existing near you at all times, Rocco is ready to waddle into your heart.<br/><br/>Rocco is approximately 10 years old and 33lbs. <br/><br/>Fostered in Alexandria, VA<br/>Please apply at MirisHaven.org

Meet Rocco! Rocco is a Frenchie of substantial girth and even more substantial vibes.

Rocco is a devoted little sidekick who moves at a very dignified, very unhurried pace. He’s essentially a snail with feelings. Rocco will follow you from room to room, eventually, and settle in for premium snuggles once he’s made his journey from the other room. No mayhem. No zoomies. Just loving stares, naps, and quiet companionship.

He’s happiest being close to his person ~ your shadow, your couch buddy, your emotional support potato. Other dogs? They’re fine, he supposes, and he's happy to use them as pillows. Humans though? Elite.

Rocco is the easiest, happiest old man you’ll ever meet, though he sometimes struggles with his indoor plumbing situation. He’s freshly neutered (so we’re hoping that helps!), but for now, let’s just say the belly band is more of a suggestion than a rule for him - Houdini himself would be impressed by Rocco’s escape artistry when it comes to these contraptions.

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Meet Rocco! Rocco is a Frenchie of substantial girth and even more substantial vibes.

Rocco is a devoted little sidekick who moves at a very dignified, very unhurried pace. He’s essentially a snail with feelings. Rocco will follow you from room to room, eventually, and settle in for premium snuggles once he’s made his journey from the other room. No mayhem. No zoomies. Just loving stares, naps, and quiet companionship.

He’s happiest being close to his person ~ your shadow, your couch buddy, your emotional support potato. Other dogs? They’re fine, he supposes, and he's happy to use them as pillows. Humans though? Elite.

Rocco is the easiest, happiest old man you’ll ever meet, though he sometimes struggles with his indoor plumbing situation. He’s freshly neutered (so we’re hoping that helps!), but for now, let’s just say the belly band is more of a suggestion than a rule for him - Houdini himself would be impressed by Rocco’s escape artistry when it comes to these contraptions.

As for his personality? A+ character:
- Zoomies after baths (approximately 1.5 MPH).
- Unintentionally deaf and occasionally “selectively blind.”
- Will walk into walls, doors, or just wander off dramatically.
- Refuses to use stairs, prefers to be carted around like he’s room service.
- Enjoys car rides, naps in sunny spots, slow (very slow) strolls, and the concept of snacks.
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