Rocco

Meet Rocco! Rocco is a Frenchie of substantial girth and even more substantial vibes. This hefty little gentleman is looking for a family to call his own - preferably one with a sense of humor and a mop!<br/><br/>Rocco is the easiest, happiest old man you’ll ever meet… except that he sometimes struggles with his indoor plumbing situation. He’s freshly neutered (so we’re hoping that helps!), but for now, let’s just say the belly band is more of a suggestion than a rule. Houdini himself would be impressed by Rocco’s escape artistry and possible involvement in the dark arts. <br/><br/>As for his personality? A+ character:<br/>- Zoomies after baths (approximately 1.5 MPH).<br/>- Unintentionally deaf and occasionally “selectively blind.”<br/>- Will walk into walls, doors, or just wander off dramatically.<br/>- Refuses to use stairs, prefers to be carted around like he’s room service. <br/>- Enjoys car rides, naps in sunny spots, slow (very slow) strolls, and the concept of snacks.<br/>- Believes in doing absolutely nothing, beautifully.<br/> <br/>His laws are simple:<br/>1. Don’t separate him from his dog friends.<br/>2. Don’t expect him to keep his belly band on.<br/><br/>Comfy beds are also a must, though sometimes he only makes it halfway in. Rocco is a “whatever” kinda guy ~ happy to live life one slow, wobbly hop at a time, as long as he's with you. While his normal speed is 1MPH, he will speed up to 1.5MPH if he loses sight of you, and will even trot up to you once he finally finds you again - which is his equivalent of breaking the sound barrier. He loves being near his human(s) as much as possible, so he's looking for a family of snugglers who will be home with him most of the time (and will let him out for frequent potty breaks to avoid accidents). <br/><br/>If you’re looking for a high-loyalty, low-maintenance roommate with zero expectations (other than unconditional snacks and cuddles), Rocco’s your man. <br/><br/>Rocco is approximately 10 years old and 33lbs. <br/><br/>Fostered in Alexandria, VA<br/>Please apply at MirisHaven.org

Meet Rocco! Rocco is a Frenchie of substantial girth and even more substantial vibes. This hefty little gentleman is looking for a family to call his own - preferably one with a sense of humor and a mop!

Rocco is the easiest, happiest old man you’ll ever meet… except that he sometimes struggles with his indoor plumbing situation. He’s freshly neutered (so we’re hoping that helps!), but for now, let’s just say the belly band is more of a suggestion than a rule. Houdini himself would be impressed by Rocco’s escape artistry and possible involvement in the dark arts.

As for his personality? A+ character:
- Zoomies after baths (approximately 1.5 MPH).
- Unintentionally deaf and occasionally “selectively blind.”
- Will walk into walls, doors, or just wander off dramatically.
- Refuses to use stairs, prefers to be carted around like he’s room service.
- Enjoys car rides, naps in sunny spots, slow (very slow) strolls, and the concept of snacks.
- Believes in doing absolutely nothing, beaut

Meet Rocco! Rocco is a Frenchie of substantial girth and even more substantial vibes. This hefty little gentleman is looking for a family to call his own - preferably one with a sense of humor and a mop!

Rocco is the easiest, happiest old man you’ll ever meet… except that he sometimes struggles with his indoor plumbing situation. He’s freshly neutered (so we’re hoping that helps!), but for now, let’s just say the belly band is more of a suggestion than a rule. Houdini himself would be impressed by Rocco’s escape artistry and possible involvement in the dark arts.

As for his personality? A+ character:
- Zoomies after baths (approximately 1.5 MPH).
- Unintentionally deaf and occasionally “selectively blind.”
- Will walk into walls, doors, or just wander off dramatically.
- Refuses to use stairs, prefers to be carted around like he’s room service.
- Enjoys car rides, naps in sunny spots, slow (very slow) strolls, and the concept of snacks.
- Believes in doing absolutely nothing, beautifully.

His laws are simple:
1. Don’t separate him from his dog friends.
2. Don’t expect him to keep his belly band on.

Comfy beds are also a must, though sometimes he only makes it halfway in. Rocco is a “whatever” kinda guy ~ happy to live life one slow, wobbly hop at a time, as long as he's with you. While his normal speed is 1MPH, he will speed up to 1.5MPH if he lo