Ralphie

He's a three-legged motivational speaker trapped in a boxer-pit bull body.<br/>He wakes up every day with:<br/>▪️0 excuses<br/>▪️3 legs<br/>▪️400% enthusiasm<br/>And apparently infinite patience because HOW is this dog still here!? He's our LONGEST resident.<br/>🏎️ Personality:<br/>Ralphie is built like a sports car that forgot it's missing a part.<br/>He has:<br/>🚗The acceleration of a Tesla<br/>🛒The handling of a shopping cart with one wonky wheel<br/>🍰The spirit of a toddler after birthday cake<br/>And he's PERFECT.<br/>👶 Kid Compatibility:<br/>Kid tested /️ Mom approved /️<br/>Can he launch himself into the air like joy incarnate? Also /️<br/>We recommend kids who aren't made of glass.<br/>But he's sweet, social, and believes children are tiny, portable friends.<br/>🐾 Other Dogs:<br/>He's good with dogs who mind their business and don't body-slam him like they're auditioning for WWE.<br/>💘 What He REALLY Wants:<br/>Someone who loves:<br/>💨Fast laps around the yard<br/>🛋️Couch cuddles afterward<br/>🧸A dog who tries SO hard to be on his best behavior<br/>💙A best friend who gives you his whole heart every single day<br/>If you've been waiting for a sign...<br/>If you've been thinking "maybe we should adopt a dog"...<br/>If you've been manifesting joy, high-speed snuggles, and a best friend who refuses to quit...<br/>⚠️⚠️ THIS. IS. YOUR. SIGN.⚠️⚠️

He's a three-legged motivational speaker trapped in a boxer-pit bull body.
He wakes up every day with:
▪️0 excuses
▪️3 legs
▪️400% enthusiasm
And apparently infinite patience because HOW is this dog still here!? He's our LONGEST resident.
🏎️ Personality:
Ralphie is built like a sports car that forgot it's missing a part.
He has:
🚗The acceleration of a Tesla
🛒The handling of a shopping cart with one wonky wheel
🍰The spirit of a toddler after birthday cake
And he's PERFECT.
👶 Kid Compatibility:
Kid tested /️ Mom approved /️
Can he launch himself into the air like joy incarnate? Also /️
We recommend kids who aren't made of glass.
But he's sweet, social, and believes children are tiny, portable friends.
🐾 Other Dogs:
He's good with dogs who mind their business and don't body-slam him like they're auditioning for WWE.
💘 What He REALLY Wants:
Someone who loves:
💨Fast laps around the yard
🛋️Couch cuddles afterward
🧸A dog who tr

He's a three-legged motivational speaker trapped in a boxer-pit bull body.
He wakes up every day with:
▪️0 excuses
▪️3 legs
▪️400% enthusiasm
And apparently infinite patience because HOW is this dog still here!? He's our LONGEST resident.
🏎️ Personality:
Ralphie is built like a sports car that forgot it's missing a part.
He has:
🚗The acceleration of a Tesla
🛒The handling of a shopping cart with one wonky wheel
🍰The spirit of a toddler after birthday cake
And he's PERFECT.
👶 Kid Compatibility:
Kid tested /️ Mom approved /️
Can he launch himself into the air like joy incarnate? Also /️
We recommend kids who aren't made of glass.
But he's sweet, social, and believes children are tiny, portable friends.
🐾 Other Dogs:
He's good with dogs who mind their business and don't body-slam him like they're auditioning for WWE.
💘 What He REALLY Wants:
Someone who loves:
💨Fast laps around the yard
🛋️Couch cuddles afterward
🧸A dog who tries SO hard to be on his best behavior
💙A best friend who gives you his whole heart every single day
If you've been waiting for a sign...
If you've been thinking "maybe we should adopt a dog"...
If you've been manifesting joy, high-speed snuggles, and a best friend who refuses to quit...
⚠️⚠️ THIS. IS. YOUR. SIGN.⚠️⚠️