Rainbow Brite

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW... THERE'S PROBABLY A CASSETTE TAPE THAT NEEDS REWINDING.<br/><br/>Meet Rainbow Brite.<br/><br/>Yes. THAT Rainbow Brite.<br/><br/>Well... the shelter version.<br/><br/>She arrived straight from a time when MTV actually played music, hair required an unreasonable amount of Aqua Net, and nobody could use the phone because somebody was on the internet.<br/><br/>Wait.<br/><br/>Wrong decade.<br/><br/>See? Even Rainbow Brite is confused.<br/><br/>This girl is pure 1980s.<br/><br/>She has the energy of a kid who just ate a bowl of Rainbow Brite cereal, washed it down with a Capri Sun and was released unsupervised into a Toys "R" Us.<br/><br/>She believes every day should include:<br/><br/> Bright colors<br/> Mixtapes<br/> Questionable decisions<br/> And absolutely NO low-energy activities.<br/><br/>Rainbow Brite does not simply enter a room.<br/><br/>She makes an entrance.<br/><br/>Think Flashdance.<br/><br/>Except she's a dog.<br/><br/>And nobody knows why she's dancing.<br/><br/>She is sweet, silly, happy and ready to find somebody who appreciates a girl with a little Girls Just Want to Have Fun energy.<br/><br/>She's looking for her very own Rainbow Land, preferably one with a couch, toys, snacks and a human who understands that Pat Benatar should be played at an unreasonable volume.<br/><br/>No apps.<br/><br/>No streaming.<br/><br/>No Wi-Fi required.<br/><br/>Just Rainbow Brite, living her best life like it's 1985 and somebody just yelled that the pizza rolls are done.<br/><br/>So grab your Walkman.<br/><br/>Tease your bangs.<br/><br/>Put on your leg warmers.<br/><br/>And come meet Rainbow Brite.<br/><br/>Because this girl is totally tubular.<br/><br/>And if you don't know what that means...<br/><br/>Ask your mom.

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW... THERE'S PROBABLY A CASSETTE TAPE THAT NEEDS REWINDING.

Meet Rainbow Brite.

Yes. THAT Rainbow Brite.

Well... the shelter version.

She arrived straight from a time when MTV actually played music, hair required an unreasonable amount of Aqua Net, and nobody could use the phone because somebody was on the internet.

Wait.

Wrong decade.

See? Even Rainbow Brite is confused.

This girl is pure 1980s.

She has the energy of a kid who just ate a bowl of Rainbow Brite cereal, washed it down with a Capri Sun and was released unsupervised into a Toys "R" Us.

She believes every day should include:

Bright colors
Mixtapes
Questionable decisions
And absolutely NO low-energy activities.

Rainbow Brite does not simply enter a room.

She makes an entrance.

Think Flashdance.

Except she's a dog.

And nobody knows why she's dancing.

She is sweet, silly, hap

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW... THERE'S PROBABLY A CASSETTE TAPE THAT NEEDS REWINDING.

Meet Rainbow Brite.

Yes. THAT Rainbow Brite.

Well... the shelter version.

She arrived straight from a time when MTV actually played music, hair required an unreasonable amount of Aqua Net, and nobody could use the phone because somebody was on the internet.

Wait.

Wrong decade.

See? Even Rainbow Brite is confused.

This girl is pure 1980s.

She has the energy of a kid who just ate a bowl of Rainbow Brite cereal, washed it down with a Capri Sun and was released unsupervised into a Toys "R" Us.

She believes every day should include:

Bright colors
Mixtapes
Questionable decisions
And absolutely NO low-energy activities.

Rainbow Brite does not simply enter a room.

She makes an entrance.

Think Flashdance.

Except she's a dog.

And nobody knows why she's dancing.

She is sweet, silly, happy and ready to find somebody who appreciates a girl with a little Girls Just Want to Have Fun energy.

She's looking for her very own Rainbow Land, preferably one with a couch, toys, snacks and a human who understands that Pat Benatar should be played at an unreasonable volume.

No apps.

No streaming.

No Wi-Fi required.

Just Rainbow Brite, living her bes