Porkchop

Adopt PorkChop!!<br/><br/>Hi. I'm Porkchop. Yes, like the food. No, you can't eat me, but you WILL want to squeeze me.<br/><br/>My tongue is out 24/7 because I'm literally just so happy to be here. Look at this face. This is the face of a guy who has never had a single intrusive thought. Just "LOVE? LOVE? YOU WANT LOVE? I HAVE LOVE!"<br/><br/>About me:<br/><br/>Super Sweet: I'm the kind of sweet that will lean your whole body into you, sit ON your feet, and stare at you like you hung the moon. I have never met a stranger, only future best friends. <br/><br/>A Little Crazy: Ok fine, I'm a 6-month-old on Red Bull. I have two settings:<br/><br/>Dead asleep like I pay rent here<br/><br/>FULL PUPPY PARKOUR OLYMPICS. <br/><br/>Lots of Love To Give: I have SO MUCH LOVE and absolutely no idea how to contain it. It's coming out whether you like it or not. Kisses, wiggles, the full-body wag. You will never feel unloved again.<br/><br/>What I need:<br/><br/>I need GOOD STRUCTURE. Not like military school, but like... a person who actually means it when they say "sit." I'm a smart boy, I just need someone to show me the rules and stick to them. Routine, training, crate, walks, mental work - I THRIVE when I have a job.<br/><br/>I'm puppy energy to the MAX so I need an active home. Another playful dog would be amazing. Kids who can handle a big goofy puppy? Yes. <br/><br/>I'm 6 months old, which means you missed the tiny land-shark phase and get the fun teenage doofus phase. My brain is still buffering but my heart is HUGE.<br/><br/>If you have good structure and even better snacks, I'm your Porkchop.

Adopt PorkChop!!

Hi. I'm Porkchop. Yes, like the food. No, you can't eat me, but you WILL want to squeeze me.

My tongue is out 24/7 because I'm literally just so happy to be here. Look at this face. This is the face of a guy who has never had a single intrusive thought. Just "LOVE? LOVE? YOU WANT LOVE? I HAVE LOVE!"

About me:

Super Sweet: I'm the kind of sweet that will lean your whole body into you, sit ON your feet, and stare at you like you hung the moon. I have never met a stranger, only future best friends.

A Little Crazy: Ok fine, I'm a 6-month-old on Red Bull. I have two settings:

Dead asleep like I pay rent here

FULL PUPPY PARKOUR OLYMPICS.

Lots of Love To Give: I have SO MUCH LOVE and absolutely no idea how to contain it. It's coming out whether you like it or not. Kisses, wiggles, the full-body wag. You will never feel unloved again.

What I need:

I need GOOD STRUCTURE. Not like military school, but like... a person who actua

Adopt PorkChop!!

Hi. I'm Porkchop. Yes, like the food. No, you can't eat me, but you WILL want to squeeze me.

My tongue is out 24/7 because I'm literally just so happy to be here. Look at this face. This is the face of a guy who has never had a single intrusive thought. Just "LOVE? LOVE? YOU WANT LOVE? I HAVE LOVE!"

About me:

Super Sweet: I'm the kind of sweet that will lean your whole body into you, sit ON your feet, and stare at you like you hung the moon. I have never met a stranger, only future best friends.

A Little Crazy: Ok fine, I'm a 6-month-old on Red Bull. I have two settings:

Dead asleep like I pay rent here

FULL PUPPY PARKOUR OLYMPICS.

Lots of Love To Give: I have SO MUCH LOVE and absolutely no idea how to contain it. It's coming out whether you like it or not. Kisses, wiggles, the full-body wag. You will never feel unloved again.

What I need:

I need GOOD STRUCTURE. Not like military school, but like... a person who actually means it when they say "sit." I'm a smart boy, I just need someone to show me the rules and stick to them. Routine, training, crate, walks, mental work - I THRIVE when I have a job.

I'm puppy energy to the MAX so I need an active home. Another playful dog would be amazing. Kids who can handle a big goofy puppy? Yes.

I'm 6 months old, which means you missed the tiny land-shar