Percy

📡 BREAKING NEWS: PERCY’S EARS HAVE INTERCEPTED YOUR CONVERSATION ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER DOG. 📡<br/><br/>There is no point denying it. He heard you.<br/><br/>Percy is an approximately 1-year-old Terrier mix equipped with two industrial-grade satellite dishes and absolutely no respect for private conversations.<br/><br/>He is friendly, affectionate, playful, cuddly, and fully convinced that your lap was designed specifically for him. He loves toys, loves other dogs, and would be thrilled to have a canine friend willing to participate in his tiny-house-goblin activities.<br/><br/>Percy has lived around cats and will sometimes chase them, but he has never hurt them. We believe he may be able to coexist with a dog-savvy cat that will not be easily overwhelmed by his occasional pursuit of recreational nonsense. Ultimately, the adopter would need to be comfortable supervising, managing, and allowing appropriate time for everyone to adjust.<br/><br/>Otherwise, Percy is a social little cuddle goblin with a manageable body, enormous ears, and enough personality to occupy a significantly larger dog.<br/><br/>He is scheduled to complete his vetting on September 8 and will then be ready to begin his new career as:<br/><br/>✅ Professional lap occupant<br/>✅ Toy quality-control specialist<br/>✅ Canine social coordinator<br/>✅ Household surveillance system<br/>✅ Listener to conversations that do not concern him<br/><br/>If you would like to adopt Percy—and surrender all expectation of ever whispering privately again—apply on our website. <br/><br/>Please share so Percy’s magnificent ears can locate his forever family. 🐾💙<br/><br/>KL #16994

📡 BREAKING NEWS: PERCY’S EARS HAVE INTERCEPTED YOUR CONVERSATION ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER DOG. 📡

There is no point denying it. He heard you.

Percy is an approximately 1-year-old Terrier mix equipped with two industrial-grade satellite dishes and absolutely no respect for private conversations.

He is friendly, affectionate, playful, cuddly, and fully convinced that your lap was designed specifically for him. He loves toys, loves other dogs, and would be thrilled to have a canine friend willing to participate in his tiny-house-goblin activities.

Percy has lived around cats and will sometimes chase them, but he has never hurt them. We believe he may be able to coexist with a dog-savvy cat that will not be easily overwhelmed by his occasional pursuit of recreational nonsense. Ultimately, the adopter would need to be comfortable supervising, managing, and allowing appropriate time for everyone to adjust.

Otherwise, Percy is a social little cuddle goblin with a manageable body, enormous

📡 BREAKING NEWS: PERCY’S EARS HAVE INTERCEPTED YOUR CONVERSATION ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER DOG. 📡

There is no point denying it. He heard you.

Percy is an approximately 1-year-old Terrier mix equipped with two industrial-grade satellite dishes and absolutely no respect for private conversations.

He is friendly, affectionate, playful, cuddly, and fully convinced that your lap was designed specifically for him. He loves toys, loves other dogs, and would be thrilled to have a canine friend willing to participate in his tiny-house-goblin activities.

Percy has lived around cats and will sometimes chase them, but he has never hurt them. We believe he may be able to coexist with a dog-savvy cat that will not be easily overwhelmed by his occasional pursuit of recreational nonsense. Ultimately, the adopter would need to be comfortable supervising, managing, and allowing appropriate time for everyone to adjust.

Otherwise, Percy is a social little cuddle goblin with a manageable body, enormous ears, and enough personality to occupy a significantly larger dog.

He is scheduled to complete his vetting on September 8 and will then be ready to begin his new career as:

✅ Professional lap occupant
✅ Toy quality-control specialist
✅ Canine social coordinator
✅ Household surveillance system
✅ Listener to conversations that do not concern him

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