Papasito

**Please do not complete an adoption inquiry through Petfinder. Please see the information at the bottom of this listing for our adoption application**<br/><br/>HI, I’M PAPASITO — YES, THAT IS MY REAL NAME, AND YES, I LIVE UP TO IT<br/>Hola, ladies. And hello to everyone else, I guess. It’s me, Papasito. A two-year-old white American Bulldog with the confidence of a telenovela heartthrob and the body awareness of a refrigerator on roller skates.<br/><br/>Let me tell you about myself before you fall in love. (You will. It’s fine. I’m used to it.)<br/><br/>I love the ladies. LOVE them. I see a lady and suddenly my whole body becomes a<br/>wiggle machine. My butt starts dancing like it’s auditioning for a music video. You can practically hear salsa music playing behind me.<br/><br/>Now, about other dogs... listen. I’m not rude, I’m just selective. I prefer to be the one and only king of the castle. Other dogs stress me out, and I’d rather keep my circle small. Cats? No. Hard pass. I don’t trust their tiny, judgmental faces.<br/><br/>I came from a rough situation, so I prefer to approach new people on my own terms. Think of me like a celebrity: You don’t rush me. I come to you. And once I choose you, I love with my whole entire heart. No halfway affection here.<br/><br/>My signature move is gently holding your arm in my mouth. Not biting, not chewing —just holding. It’s my emotional support arm. I’ll slobber a little, maybe make some pig noises while I’m at it, because yes, I snort like a farm animal when I’m excited. It’s adorable. You’ll deal with it. It’s how I show affection. You’ll get used to it. You’ll probably even like it.<br/><br/>When I’m really happy, I hop. Like a giant bunny. Combine that with my wiggle butt and pig noises, and honestly, I’m a full entertainment package. I’m silly, sweet, loyal, and a little chaotic, the perfect mix.<br/><br/>If you want a dog who will make you laugh, snort, wiggle, and feel deeply loved every single day, I’m your Papasito.<br/><br/>If you are interested in Papasito, please fill out our online application at https://josiesmisfitranch.org/adoption-app. You must fill out an application to be considered. You can also read more about our adoption process at www.josiesmisfitranch.org or e-mail marla@josiesmisfitranch.org for more information.

**Please do not complete an adoption inquiry through Petfinder. Please see the information at the bottom of this listing for our adoption application**

HI, I’M PAPASITO — YES, THAT IS MY REAL NAME, AND YES, I LIVE UP TO IT
Hola, ladies. And hello to everyone else, I guess. It’s me, Papasito. A two-year-old white American Bulldog with the confidence of a telenovela heartthrob and the body awareness of a refrigerator on roller skates.

Let me tell you about myself before you fall in love. (You will. It’s fine. I’m used to it.)

I love the ladies. LOVE them. I see a lady and suddenly my whole body becomes a
wiggle machine. My butt starts dancing like it’s auditioning for a music video. You can practically hear salsa music playing behind me.

Now, about other dogs... listen. I’m not rude, I’m just selective. I prefer to be the one and only king of the castle. Other dogs stress me out, and I’d rather keep my circle small. Cats? No. Hard pass. I don’t trust their tiny, judgmental faces.

**Please do not complete an adoption inquiry through Petfinder. Please see the information at the bottom of this listing for our adoption application**

HI, I’M PAPASITO — YES, THAT IS MY REAL NAME, AND YES, I LIVE UP TO IT
Hola, ladies. And hello to everyone else, I guess. It’s me, Papasito. A two-year-old white American Bulldog with the confidence of a telenovela heartthrob and the body awareness of a refrigerator on roller skates.

Let me tell you about myself before you fall in love. (You will. It’s fine. I’m used to it.)

I love the ladies. LOVE them. I see a lady and suddenly my whole body becomes a
wiggle machine. My butt starts dancing like it’s auditioning for a music video. You can practically hear salsa music playing behind me.

Now, about other dogs... listen. I’m not rude, I’m just selective. I prefer to be the one and only king of the castle. Other dogs stress me out, and I’d rather keep my circle small. Cats? No. Hard pass. I don’t trust their tiny, judgmental faces.

I came from a rough situation, so I prefer to approach new people on my own terms. Think of me like a celebrity: You don’t rush me. I come to you. And once I choose you, I love with my whole entire heart. No halfway affection here.

My signature move is gently holding your arm in my mouth. Not biting, not chewing —just holding. It’s my emotional support arm. I’ll slobber a little, ma