Ozzy

Meet Ozzy (aka: Sir Oinks-a-lot, Professional Nap Enthusiast)<br/><br/>If you’ve ever thought, “I wish I had a dog who combines the wisdom of a grandpa, the sleep schedule of a teenager, and the occasional sound effects of a confused walrus,” then congratulations—Ozzy is your guy.<br/><br/>At a distinguished 8–10 years young, Ozzy is what we like to call a *mystery breed*. Some say dog, some say walrus, some say “that’s definitely a retired gentleman in a dog suit.” We may never know. What we DO know is that he is 100% adorable.<br/><br/>Ozzy is deaf, which honestly just means he has mastered the fine art of ignoring nonsense. He communicates through hand signals, vibes, and what we can only assume are telepathic agreements. He knows “sit,” “paw,” and follows direction like a champ... as long as you remember he might occasionally go, “Wait... what?” and need a second (or third) try. Think of it as character building—for you.<br/><br/>Let’s talk lifestyle. Ozzy is low-energy and fully committed to it. His hobbies include:<br/>• Sleeping like it’s his full-time job<br/>• Sleeping in like a grumpy teenager (mornings are offensive)<br/>• Lying dramatically near heaters<br/>• Sunbathing like a retired Florida resident<br/>• Going on leisurely strolls where he absolutely does NOT pull because, frankly, that sounds exhausting<br/><br/>He is potty trained, crate trained (no complaints there), non-destructive, and basically the easiest roommate you’ll ever have. Chaos? Hard pass. Ozzy is unbothered, moisturized, in his lane, thriving.<br/><br/>Personality-wise, he’s the total package: sweet, gentle, goofy, a little clumsy, and deeply lovable. He makes the most *incredible* little grunts and noises—like he’s constantly narrating his own documentary. (“Here we see the Ozzy in his natural habitat... demanding snacks.”)<br/><br/>Ozzy’s story didn’t start out so great—he was found in rough shape in a backyard during the dead of winter. But thanks to a lot of love, care, and dedication, he’s made a full comeback and is finally ready for the cozy, safe forever home he deserves.<br/><br/>What does Ozzy need?<br/>Honestly... not much. A warm bed, some food, a little patience, and a human who appreciates a slow-moving, sweet soul who just wants to exist near you and occasionally grunt about it.<br/><br/>If you’re looking for a calm, affectionate, low-maintenance best friend with a heart of gold and the spirit of a slightly confused sea creature... Ozzy is waiting.<br/><br/>He’s so close to his happy ending—could it be you?<br/><br/>The adoption fee for Ozzy is $350. This donation helps to cover veterinary expenses including spay/neuter, microchip and vaccinations. Wish Upon a Rescue is a 501(c)3 non-profit, foster based animal rescue. If you would like to meet Ozzy please complete our adoption questionnaire at www.wishuponarescue.org/adopt. We will review your responses and be in contact to schedule a meet and greet at a time and place convenient for your family and our team member.

Meet Ozzy (aka: Sir Oinks-a-lot, Professional Nap Enthusiast)

If you’ve ever thought, “I wish I had a dog who combines the wisdom of a grandpa, the sleep schedule of a teenager, and the occasional sound effects of a confused walrus,” then congratulations—Ozzy is your guy.

At a distinguished 8–10 years young, Ozzy is what we like to call a *mystery breed*. Some say dog, some say walrus, some say “that’s definitely a retired gentleman in a dog suit.” We may never know. What we DO know is that he is 100% adorable.

Ozzy is deaf, which honestly just means he has mastered the fine art of ignoring nonsense. He communicates through hand signals, vibes, and what we can only assume are telepathic agreements. He knows “sit,” “paw,” and follows direction like a champ... as long as you remember he might occasionally go, “Wait... what?” and need a second (or third) try. Think of it as character building—for you.

Let’s talk lifestyle. Ozzy is low-energy and fully committed to it. His hobbies include:

Meet Ozzy (aka: Sir Oinks-a-lot, Professional Nap Enthusiast)

If you’ve ever thought, “I wish I had a dog who combines the wisdom of a grandpa, the sleep schedule of a teenager, and the occasional sound effects of a confused walrus,” then congratulations—Ozzy is your guy.

At a distinguished 8–10 years young, Ozzy is what we like to call a *mystery breed*. Some say dog, some say walrus, some say “that’s definitely a retired gentleman in a dog suit.” We may never know. What we DO know is that he is 100% adorable.

Ozzy is deaf, which honestly just means he has mastered the fine art of ignoring nonsense. He communicates through hand signals, vibes, and what we can only assume are telepathic agreements. He knows “sit,” “paw,” and follows direction like a champ... as long as you remember he might occasionally go, “Wait... what?” and need a second (or third) try. Think of it as character building—for you.

Let’s talk lifestyle. Ozzy is low-energy and fully committed to it. His hobbies include:
• Sleeping like it’s his full-time job
• Sleeping in like a grumpy teenager (mornings are offensive)
• Lying dramatically near heaters
• Sunbathing like a retired Florida resident
• Going on leisurely strolls where he absolutely does NOT pull because, frankly, that sounds exhausting

He is potty trained, crate trained (no complaints there), non-destructive, and basically t