Mr.Beast

TRACTOR SUPPLY HAS ASKED US TO ADDRESS THE INCIDENT. <br/><br/>Mr. Beast would like everyone to know that he was NOT attempting to steal the store.<br/><br/>He was simply conducting a highly professional inspection of the snack aisle.<br/><br/>The jury is still out.<br/><br/>This tiny 4lb menace strutted into Tractor Supply like he had a platinum rewards membership, made eye contact with every single person in the building, and immediately assumed they had shown up specifically to admire him. Which they most certainly did! <br/><br/>His résumé includes:<br/> Professional shopping cart supervisor.<br/> Treat quality control specialist.<br/> Emotional support gremlin.<br/> CEO of Can I Have That?<br/> Full-time collector of compliments.<br/>The giver of smiles and laughs. <br/><br/>His hobbies include:<br/> Smiling like hes never committed tax fraud.<br/> Convincing strangers theyre his long-lost relatives.<br/> Making you spend $87 on toys when you only came in for poop bags.<br/> Existing with absolutely unreasonable levels of confidence and love. <br/><br/>Mr. Beast has never paid a bill.<br/>Never held a job.<br/>Has no concept of personal space.<br/>Yet somehow walks through life like hes the richest guy in Oregon. <br/><br/>Honestly? Goals.<br/><br/>Now all he needs is a family willing to finance his incredibly expensive lifestyle of treats, toys, comfy beds, and telling him hes handsome approximately 46 times a day.<br/><br/>Think you're qualified to become Mr. Beasts personal assistant?<br/><br/>If so please text his trainer at (503) 707-1905<br/><br/><br/><br/>Disclaimer: Me. Beast cannot promise he wont embarrass you in public. In fact... he absolutely will. And hell smile the entire time.<br/><br/>Mr. Beast is a 5 year old, 4 lb apple head chihuahua. He is crate, potty and leash trained; neutered, microchipped. He gets along with other dogs, cats and humans of all sizes. <br/><br/>This a courtesy post for private owner.

TRACTOR SUPPLY HAS ASKED US TO ADDRESS THE INCIDENT.

Mr. Beast would like everyone to know that he was NOT attempting to steal the store.

He was simply conducting a highly professional inspection of the snack aisle.

The jury is still out.

This tiny 4lb menace strutted into Tractor Supply like he had a platinum rewards membership, made eye contact with every single person in the building, and immediately assumed they had shown up specifically to admire him. Which they most certainly did!

His résumé includes:
Professional shopping cart supervisor.
Treat quality control specialist.
Emotional support gremlin.
CEO of Can I Have That?
Full-time collector of compliments.
The giver of smiles and laughs.

His hobbies include:
Smiling like hes never committed tax fraud.
Convincing strangers theyre his long-lost relatives.
Making you spend $87 on toys when you only came in for poop bags.
Existing with absolutely unreasonable levels

TRACTOR SUPPLY HAS ASKED US TO ADDRESS THE INCIDENT.

Mr. Beast would like everyone to know that he was NOT attempting to steal the store.

He was simply conducting a highly professional inspection of the snack aisle.

The jury is still out.

This tiny 4lb menace strutted into Tractor Supply like he had a platinum rewards membership, made eye contact with every single person in the building, and immediately assumed they had shown up specifically to admire him. Which they most certainly did!

His résumé includes:
Professional shopping cart supervisor.
Treat quality control specialist.
Emotional support gremlin.
CEO of Can I Have That?
Full-time collector of compliments.
The giver of smiles and laughs.

His hobbies include:
Smiling like hes never committed tax fraud.
Convincing strangers theyre his long-lost relatives.
Making you spend $87 on toys when you only came in for poop bags.
Existing with absolutely unreasonable levels of confidence and love.

Mr. Beast has never paid a bill.
Never held a job.
Has no concept of personal space.
Yet somehow walks through life like hes the richest guy in Oregon.

Honestly? Goals.

Now all he needs is a family willing to finance his incredibly expensive lifestyle of treats, toys, comfy beds, and telling him hes handsome approximately 46 times a