Maxine

Hi. I’m Maxine — Your Networking Queen from the Stranger Things Crew <br/>Retired Mama, Full-Time Social Butterfly<br/>My Origin Story: From Shy Girl to Main Character<br/>Hi... okay wait... don’t move too fast. That used to be all 24lbs of me. When I first arrived, I was super shy and a little unsure of the world. I would crouch low and do this tiny army crawl toward you, like I wasn’t quite sure if I was allowed to be loved yet. But that didn’t last long. Once I realized I was safe, everything changed. I found my person — a little girl in my foster home — and something just clicked. That connection? It’s real. It’s the kind of love I never knew before, and now that I have it... I’m never going back.<br/>My Personality: Velcro, But Make It Fabulous<br/>Like a lot of us breeder release girls, once I discovered human love, I became what they call “Velcro.” I prefer the term emotionally committed. I want to be near you, on you, touching you, involved in whatever you’re doing at all times. I am snuggly, affectionate, and very serious about my role as your personal shadow.<br/>My Energy: Small Body, Big Bounce<br/>Let’s talk about these legs. I may be low to the ground, but I have springs installed. When I get excited (which is often), I launch into the air like a tiny, chunky rocket. It’s unexpected. It’s impressive. It’s a full performance. Honestly, I don’t even know where it comes from — I just go with it.<br/>My Current Career: Snacks, Naps & Belly Rubs<br/>I have officially retired from my previous career as a mama, and I am now focused on what truly matters: snacks, naps, and aggressively demanding belly rubs. And let me be very clear — once a belly rub starts, it does not stop until I say so. I do not tap out. Ever.<br/>My Social Circle: I Know Everyone<br/>I get along with basically everyone. Dogs? Love them. Cats? Sure. Pigs? Apparently yes. I don’t ask questions, I just network. I’m social, adaptable, and pretty much ready to make myself comfortable anywhere I go.<br/>My Skills: Basically Perfect (With One Tiny Disclaimer)<br/>I am housebroken and crate trained, which means I’ve got the basics down like a pro. The only thing I’m still working on is my enthusiasm for treats. I love them... a lot. Sometimes I get a little too excited and forget that fingers are not snacks. Because of that, I would do best in a home with older kids or adults while I continue perfecting my “gentle take” skills.<br/>My Lifestyle: Comfortable Everywhere, Immediately<br/>I don’t waste time figuring out where I belong — I just decide, and then I settle in. Couch? Mine. Bed? Mine. Your personal space? Also mine. I make myself at home instantly, and I expect you to be fully on board with that.<br/>Final Thoughts from Me, Maxine <br/>I’m snuggly, silly, a little chaotic, and completely full of love. I’ve come a long way from that scared little girl doing army crawls, and now I’m ready for a life where I can be confident, adored, and maybe just a little bit spoiled.<br/>If your life feels like it’s missing something... it’s probably me. Adopt me Maxine — because your life clearly needs more bounce <br/>Maxine is spay, vaccinated, and microchipped she is being fostered in Phoenix, AZ. Her adoption donation fee is $1100.00, you can apply for her on our website.

Hi. I’m Maxine — Your Networking Queen from the Stranger Things Crew
Retired Mama, Full-Time Social Butterfly
My Origin Story: From Shy Girl to Main Character
Hi... okay wait... don’t move too fast. That used to be all 24lbs of me. When I first arrived, I was super shy and a little unsure of the world. I would crouch low and do this tiny army crawl toward you, like I wasn’t quite sure if I was allowed to be loved yet. But that didn’t last long. Once I realized I was safe, everything changed. I found my person — a little girl in my foster home — and something just clicked. That connection? It’s real. It’s the kind of love I never knew before, and now that I have it... I’m never going back.
My Personality: Velcro, But Make It Fabulous
Like a lot of us breeder release girls, once I discovered human love, I became what they call “Velcro.” I prefer the term emotionally committed. I want to be near you, on you, touching you, involved in whatever you’re doing at all times. I am snuggly, affectionate, and very s

Hi. I’m Maxine — Your Networking Queen from the Stranger Things Crew
Retired Mama, Full-Time Social Butterfly
My Origin Story: From Shy Girl to Main Character
Hi... okay wait... don’t move too fast. That used to be all 24lbs of me. When I first arrived, I was super shy and a little unsure of the world. I would crouch low and do this tiny army crawl toward you, like I wasn’t quite sure if I was allowed to be loved yet. But that didn’t last long. Once I realized I was safe, everything changed. I found my person — a little girl in my foster home — and something just clicked. That connection? It’s real. It’s the kind of love I never knew before, and now that I have it... I’m never going back.
My Personality: Velcro, But Make It Fabulous
Like a lot of us breeder release girls, once I discovered human love, I became what they call “Velcro.” I prefer the term emotionally committed. I want to be near you, on you, touching you, involved in whatever you’re doing at all times. I am snuggly, affectionate, and very serious about my role as your personal shadow.
My Energy: Small Body, Big Bounce
Let’s talk about these legs. I may be low to the ground, but I have springs installed. When I get excited (which is often), I launch into the air like a tiny, chunky rocket. It’s unexpected. It’s impressive. It’s a full performance. Honestly, I don’t even know where it comes from — I just go with it.
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