Mario

It’s-a Me, Mario! Looking for My Player Two! ???<br/>Wahoo! Mario here, reporting straight from the Mushroom Kingdom (okay, fine, my foster home... and occasionally the snipsa office)! My foster fam can’t stop raving about my high score, but somehow I’m still waiting on the character select screen for my forever home.<br/>Beats me why! I've got max stats across the board!<br/>If you’re looking for the ultimate co-op partner, check out my achievements:<br/>I am a house-trained champion! Potty training? Cleared that level already! Zero mishaps on my watch.<br/>I am the ultimate side-kick! I get along great with other animals! Dogs, cats, you name it! We make the ultimate party pack.<br/>I fall under the gentleman class. I might be a young pup, but I’ve got top-tier manners. No Bowser-style chaos here!<br/>After a big day of playing, my favorite move is curling up right next to my favorite human for a full restore. My report card couldn't get better if I tried! I’m sweet, super smart, and totally ready to clear every stage of life by your side.<br/>So, what do you say? Ready to press START on our adventure together? Apply to adopt me today... let’s go! ???

It’s-a Me, Mario! Looking for My Player Two! ???
Wahoo! Mario here, reporting straight from the Mushroom Kingdom (okay, fine, my foster home... and occasionally the snipsa office)! My foster fam can’t stop raving about my high score, but somehow I’m still waiting on the character select screen for my forever home.
Beats me why! I've got max stats across the board!
If you’re looking for the ultimate co-op partner, check out my achievements:
I am a house-trained champion! Potty training? Cleared that level already! Zero mishaps on my watch.
I am the ultimate side-kick! I get along great with other animals! Dogs, cats, you name it! We make the ultimate party pack.
I fall under the gentleman class. I might be a young pup, but I’ve got top-tier manners. No Bowser-style chaos here!
After a big day of playing, my favorite move is curling up right next to my favorite human for a full restore. My report card couldn't get better if I tried! I’m sweet, super smart, and totally ready to clear every stage of l

It’s-a Me, Mario! Looking for My Player Two! ???
Wahoo! Mario here, reporting straight from the Mushroom Kingdom (okay, fine, my foster home... and occasionally the snipsa office)! My foster fam can’t stop raving about my high score, but somehow I’m still waiting on the character select screen for my forever home.
Beats me why! I've got max stats across the board!
If you’re looking for the ultimate co-op partner, check out my achievements:
I am a house-trained champion! Potty training? Cleared that level already! Zero mishaps on my watch.
I am the ultimate side-kick! I get along great with other animals! Dogs, cats, you name it! We make the ultimate party pack.
I fall under the gentleman class. I might be a young pup, but I’ve got top-tier manners. No Bowser-style chaos here!
After a big day of playing, my favorite move is curling up right next to my favorite human for a full restore. My report card couldn't get better if I tried! I’m sweet, super smart, and totally ready to clear every stage of life by your side.
So, what do you say? Ready to press START on our adventure together? Apply to adopt me today... let’s go! ???