Little John

## Meet Little John. <br/><br/>We'd like to have a brief conversation with whoever named him.<br/><br/>Because this is either a Robin Hood reference......or the greatest act of sarcasm we've ever witnessed.<br/><br/>Just like Robin Hood's Little John, ours is absolutely not little.<br/><br/>He weighs **83 pounds**.<br/><br/>His head is so impressively boxy we're fairly certain it has load-bearing capabilities.<br/><br/>If you put a saddle on him, at least one toddler would ask for a ride.<br/><br/>His bark?<br/><br/>Imagine Morgan Freeman narrating a monster truck rally.<br/><br/>He loves the sound of his own voice so much we're expecting his first album to drop any day now. Every siren is an invitation. Every passing truck deserves commentary. Every squirrel needs to hear his opinion. We keep telling him he's going to get singer's laryngitis, but he's committed to the art.<br/><br/>The surprising part?<br/><br/>He's an absolute gentleman.<br/><br/> Housebroken.<br/> Loves people.<br/> Professional couch companion.<br/> Thinks personal space is just a rumor someone started on the internet.<br/><br/>Honestly, the only thing "Little" about Little John is his understanding of how much room he takes up.<br/><br/>If you've ever wanted to own what appears to be half pit bull, half coffee table, this is your moment.<br/><br/>Come meet Little John.<br/><br/>Just don't challenge him to a head-butting contest.<br/><br/>He'd win.

## Meet Little John.

We'd like to have a brief conversation with whoever named him.

Because this is either a Robin Hood reference......or the greatest act of sarcasm we've ever witnessed.

Just like Robin Hood's Little John, ours is absolutely not little.

He weighs **83 pounds**.

His head is so impressively boxy we're fairly certain it has load-bearing capabilities.

If you put a saddle on him, at least one toddler would ask for a ride.

His bark?

Imagine Morgan Freeman narrating a monster truck rally.

He loves the sound of his own voice so much we're expecting his first album to drop any day now. Every siren is an invitation. Every passing truck deserves commentary. Every squirrel needs to hear his opinion. We keep telling him he's going to get singer's laryngitis, but he's committed to the art.

The surprising part?

He's an absolute gentleman.

Housebroken.
Loves people.
Professional couch companion.
Thin

## Meet Little John.

We'd like to have a brief conversation with whoever named him.

Because this is either a Robin Hood reference......or the greatest act of sarcasm we've ever witnessed.

Just like Robin Hood's Little John, ours is absolutely not little.

He weighs **83 pounds**.

His head is so impressively boxy we're fairly certain it has load-bearing capabilities.

If you put a saddle on him, at least one toddler would ask for a ride.

His bark?

Imagine Morgan Freeman narrating a monster truck rally.

He loves the sound of his own voice so much we're expecting his first album to drop any day now. Every siren is an invitation. Every passing truck deserves commentary. Every squirrel needs to hear his opinion. We keep telling him he's going to get singer's laryngitis, but he's committed to the art.

The surprising part?

He's an absolute gentleman.

Housebroken.
Loves people.
Professional couch companion.
Thinks personal space is just a rumor someone started on the internet.

Honestly, the only thing "Little" about Little John is his understanding of how much room he takes up.

If you've ever wanted to own what appears to be half pit bull, half coffee table, this is your moment.

Come meet Little John.

Just don't challenge him to a head-butting contest.

He'd wi