Licorice

**LICORICE — Age: 3.5 Months. Weight: 15 lbs of Grievance. Breed: Lab Mix (Allegedly). Status: Inexplicably Still Available.**<br/><br/>**A STATEMENT FROM LICORICE, REGARDING HER CONTINUED UNCLAIMED STATUS**<br/><br/>"I have been made aware of my unclaimed status, and frankly? I'm offended.<br/><br/>Let's review the facts. I am a stunning shade of fudgy brown. I survived ringworm. I survived a trip from Texas. I have gained back my weight, thank you, and I did it while remaining an absolute vision. I am funny. I am sweet. I am, allegedly, 'a lot' — but nobody ever complained about a dog with a personality until they had to write an adoption bio about her <br/><br/>Yes, I start things. Yes, I've been known to relocate items to more interesting locations. Yes, I look innocent immediately afterward — that's called composure, not guilt. A less talented dog couldn't pull that off <br/><br/>I am currently working very hard on my potty training. I am now approximately 95% potty trained, which — for those bad at math — means I am basically a professional. That remaining 5% is called *character* and I am not apologizing for it. I would like this noted in my defense. <br/><br/>I have now attended multiple adoption events. I have watched dogs I personally consider less charming get scooped up in minutes. I clapped for them. Politely. Through my teeth. I also, allegedly, slept through most of said events, because staying conscious for my own rejection felt unnecessary. A nap is not the same as not trying.<br/><br/>My foster home is lovely. My foster home is not the point. My foster home is a very nice waiting room, and I would like to stop waiting. I have been patient. I have been so patient. I am now 95% potty trained AND 95% out of patience, and one of those percentages is going up faster than the other.<br/><br/>In summary: I am gorgeous, I am hilarious, I am a survivor, and I am still here because humans keep assuming someone else already applied. Someone else did not. I checked!<br/><br/>*Fix this immediately.*<br/><br/>— Licorice<br/><br/> **Brown Paws Dog Rescue** — 412177ds<br/><br/> <br/><br/>*Dog breeds listed are best guesses from veterinary professionals, they are never a guarantee. www.brownpawsrescue.com.

**LICORICE — Age: 3.5 Months. Weight: 15 lbs of Grievance. Breed: Lab Mix (Allegedly). Status: Inexplicably Still Available.**

**A STATEMENT FROM LICORICE, REGARDING HER CONTINUED UNCLAIMED STATUS**

"I have been made aware of my unclaimed status, and frankly? I'm offended.

Let's review the facts. I am a stunning shade of fudgy brown. I survived ringworm. I survived a trip from Texas. I have gained back my weight, thank you, and I did it while remaining an absolute vision. I am funny. I am sweet. I am, allegedly, 'a lot' — but nobody ever complained about a dog with a personality until they had to write an adoption bio about her

Yes, I start things. Yes, I've been known to relocate items to more interesting locations. Yes, I look innocent immediately afterward — that's called composure, not guilt. A less talented dog couldn't pull that off

I am currently working very hard on my potty training. I am now approximately 95% potty trained, which — for those bad at math — means I am ba

**LICORICE — Age: 3.5 Months. Weight: 15 lbs of Grievance. Breed: Lab Mix (Allegedly). Status: Inexplicably Still Available.**

**A STATEMENT FROM LICORICE, REGARDING HER CONTINUED UNCLAIMED STATUS**

"I have been made aware of my unclaimed status, and frankly? I'm offended.

Let's review the facts. I am a stunning shade of fudgy brown. I survived ringworm. I survived a trip from Texas. I have gained back my weight, thank you, and I did it while remaining an absolute vision. I am funny. I am sweet. I am, allegedly, 'a lot' — but nobody ever complained about a dog with a personality until they had to write an adoption bio about her

Yes, I start things. Yes, I've been known to relocate items to more interesting locations. Yes, I look innocent immediately afterward — that's called composure, not guilt. A less talented dog couldn't pull that off

I am currently working very hard on my potty training. I am now approximately 95% potty trained, which — for those bad at math — means I am basically a professional. That remaining 5% is called *character* and I am not apologizing for it. I would like this noted in my defense.

I have now attended multiple adoption events. I have watched dogs I personally consider less charming get scooped up in minutes. I clapped for them. Politely. Through my teeth. I also, allegedly, slept through most of said events, because staying conscio