Lady Sparklebutt of the Republic

PLEASE ADDRESS HER BY HER GOVERNMENT NAME. <br/><br/>Lady Sparklebutt of the Republic.<br/><br/>She is 4 months old, which means she has accomplished absolutely nothing in her life and yet somehow already has a title.<br/><br/>Must be nice.<br/><br/>Lady Sparklebutt arrived wearing a very dramatic black and brindle coat, paired with ghostly ice-blue eyes that make it look like she knows exactly when and how you're going to die.<br/><br/>She doesn't.<br/><br/>She's four months old.<br/><br/>She barely knows where her feet are.<br/><br/>But she WILL stare directly into your soul while doing something incredibly stupid.<br/><br/>**Majestic:** 10/10<br/>**Mysterious:** 10/10<br/>**Coordination:** Under review.<br/><br/>She has the appearance of an ancient mystical creature sent to Earth with an important message for humanity.<br/><br/>The message is probably:<br/><br/>"Is that food?"<br/><br/>Lady Sparklebutt is currently accepting applications for a permanent residence appropriate for a woman of her social standing.<br/><br/>Requirements include toys, snacks, patience, continued education, and someone willing to explain approximately 400 times that teeth are not hands.<br/><br/>She is beautiful.<br/><br/>She is ridiculous.<br/><br/>She has eyes that could summon the dead.<br/><br/>And she probably just peed on the floor.<br/><br/>Four months old, folks.<br/><br/>Come meet Lady Sparklebutt of the Republic.<br/><br/> Serving supernatural beauty with absolutely no life skills.

PLEASE ADDRESS HER BY HER GOVERNMENT NAME.

Lady Sparklebutt of the Republic.

She is 4 months old, which means she has accomplished absolutely nothing in her life and yet somehow already has a title.

Must be nice.

Lady Sparklebutt arrived wearing a very dramatic black and brindle coat, paired with ghostly ice-blue eyes that make it look like she knows exactly when and how you're going to die.

She doesn't.

She's four months old.

She barely knows where her feet are.

But she WILL stare directly into your soul while doing something incredibly stupid.

**Majestic:** 10/10
**Mysterious:** 10/10
**Coordination:** Under review.

She has the appearance of an ancient mystical creature sent to Earth with an important message for humanity.

The message is probably:

"Is that food?"

Lady Sparklebutt is currently accepting applications for a permanent residence appropriate for a woman of her social standing.

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PLEASE ADDRESS HER BY HER GOVERNMENT NAME.

Lady Sparklebutt of the Republic.

She is 4 months old, which means she has accomplished absolutely nothing in her life and yet somehow already has a title.

Must be nice.

Lady Sparklebutt arrived wearing a very dramatic black and brindle coat, paired with ghostly ice-blue eyes that make it look like she knows exactly when and how you're going to die.

She doesn't.

She's four months old.

She barely knows where her feet are.

But she WILL stare directly into your soul while doing something incredibly stupid.

**Majestic:** 10/10
**Mysterious:** 10/10
**Coordination:** Under review.

She has the appearance of an ancient mystical creature sent to Earth with an important message for humanity.

The message is probably:

"Is that food?"

Lady Sparklebutt is currently accepting applications for a permanent residence appropriate for a woman of her social standing.

Requirements include toys, snacks, patience, continued education, and someone willing to explain approximately 400 times that teeth are not hands.

She is beautiful.

She is ridiculous.

She has eyes that could summon the dead.

And she probably just peed on the floor.

Four months old, folks.

Come meet Lady Sparklebutt of the Republic.

Serv